Father's Day is coming and...

[Keith&Co.]

Well. There's this...gift.



The Amazon Listing says that it indicates "I love my dad."

But the heart for the 'love' part of the message is in a gunsight.
CENTERED...in a gunsight.

I target my dad?
I shoot my dad?
I WANT to shoot my dad?

I could understand if this was a gag gift for an ex-. "I still miss my wife, but i'm not out of bullets, yet."
But...Dad?
I really don't understand the process that came up with this. "Dad will love this passive-aggressive complaint about making me do chores?"

 

[ruby sparks]

Odd.

Cupid's arrow?

That might not be appropriate for a father though.........

 

[Keith&Co.]

Odd.

Cupid's arrow?

That might not be appropriate for a father though.........

MIGHT?

 

[ruby sparks]

MIGHT?

It could be a stepfather?

 

[Alcoholic Actuary]

I don't get it, is the gift the beer or the glass? I'd much rather the former...the glass is just the box the gift came in.

aa

 

[Politesse]

The heart of the matter, indeed.