Fearmongering Cheato Touts 78 attacks

[Elixir]

...none of which were perpetrated by refugees on US soil, killing anyone.

But it has the alt-right snowflakes melting away in fear, like Frosty the Snowman in the Arizona summer.
It must be Hell to live as a terrified neo-con, desperate to annihilate an entire taxonomy of boogeymen placed under their beds by President Cheato Bannon.

They also claim that several of those stories were not covered well enough, despite being the lead on all networks for days. Cheato might check it out and see that what took them off the front page were his own stupid tweets.

 

[ElectEngr]

Il Douchebag has spoken.
Now the trains will run on time, or else...

 

[Elixir]

Il Douchebag has spoken.

One thing to be thankful for - you'll never see "It hath been writ by Cheato himself" ... since he';s fucking illiterate. The guy can't even sign his own name without moving his entire arm.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, that's awkward. Trump said something which doesn't hold up to a fact check. I wonder how he'll end up dealing with a unique situation like that.