Fourth Graders Outraged - Boycott Newsweek

[Elixir]

Fourth graders across America are cancelling their subscriptions to Newsweek, once a favorite publication of the 8-10 year old set.
Billy Walker of Peoria IL told us "There's no effing way that orange buffoon can speak at the level of me and my buds!". An independent panel
of fourth graders has been assembled to put the controversy to rest after the national news magazine come out with its sensational headline.
To paraphrase The Donald himself, "stay tuned!".

 

[ideologyhunter]

Silly boys. Unpatriotic boys. Ask not what your covfefe can do for youvafoo, ask what youfefe can dovefe your covefefetry!
(As seen on Urban Dictionary.)

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ya. On behalf of all the fourth graders ... fuck you, assholes. We did not say one mean thing about you.