Hear me out

[Angry Floof]

Create a replica Oval Office in a mental institution and just tell him he won.

 

[Trausti]

Yeah, he wouldn’t know the difference.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Your plan would work but would it be fair to his fellow patients in various stages of therapy? I think we should sensitively consider:
1) Those recovering from bipolar or delusional disorder, who would see Trump's flamboyant delusions of grandeur and might feel drawn to a recurrence of their own symptoms. Just to see how he enjoys describing his 'great and unmatched wisdom' and his kinship with Lincoln (the President, not George Lincoln Rockwell) might undo months of therapy.
2) Schizophrenics who are recovering from a dread of an oppressive uber-state that they feel is watching them and plotting against them would come into contact with a stout, ruddy-faced man who bellows sunrise to sunset about a criminal deep state.
3) Patients recovering from violent psychotic episodes would be confronted with a wildly gesticulating man ranting that he had the weapon that could be the end of Iran, etc., etc.
4) Those afflicted with Tourette's would be subjected to a torrent of abusive language that now includes shit, fuck, son of a bitch, and coined obscenities like Covfefe.
5) Virulent paranoid racists would see some of their worst fantasies modeled, including the Aryan challenge: "Yo, Semites!"
6) Patients with a delusional fear of micropenis would see a fleshy man with markedly tiny, pink fingers that resemble halved Vienna sausages.

With these concerns, the Trumpian faux White House should be a movie set. His current staff will need jobs after Jan. '21, if there is any justice in this universe. They could come aboard as enablers and sycophantic jesters -- in other words, with their current job descriptions. I'm guessing Melania will bail on him for a life at Trump Tower. Time to look for a replacement on the Albanian version of Project Runway.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

You could fake Faux Noise, but how do you fake all the rallies?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Get some of the survivors to volunteer via Twitter. Any asshat dumb enough to attend a rally during an apocalypse plague will surely do some cross-country driving to cheer up their hero.

 

[Keith&Co.]

You could fake Faux Noise, but how do you fake all the rallies?

In the old days, Bedlam used to offer tours of the insane for tuppence, with a cup of tea afterwards. For tuppence more you could get a stick to poke the bedlamites with, if they were insufficiently entertaining.

Have an auditorium on the grounds.
$5 to be at the monthly Trump rally.
$5 more, get a MAGA hat and be a supporter. Keep the hat, souvenir.
$10 more, be a counter protestor with a Biden, Hillary, Obama hat. Signed by all three.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

You could fake Faux Noise, but how do you fake all the rallies?

Cardboard cut outs will suffice... you just need to pump in the crowd noise. He can't see well... and he doesn't care about people... so that should work.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Jimmy is right -- and if you throw in some cardboard movie stands of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct -- as if there's multiple Sharons sitting in the front row -- Trump will get an extra boost and rant all day and all night.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Jimmy is right -- and if you throw in some cardboard movie stands of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct -- as if there's multiple Sharons sitting in the front row -- Trump will get an extra boost and rant all day and all night.

Jens Voight... Kayne West... Scott Baio... Kid Rock, that should do it.

Maybe a few of his wife and her body doubles.

 

[Gospel]

Create a replica Oval Office in a mental institution and just tell him he won.

I'm certain Mexico would pay for it so you have my vote.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

You could fake Faux Noise, but how do you fake all the rallies?

Cardboard cut outs will suffice... you just need to pump in the crowd noise. He can't see well... and he doesn't care about people... so that should work.

Good point. That would work.