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Ginsberg's theorem - "Ginsberg's theorem is a parody of the laws of thermodynamics in terms of a person playing a game. The quote was first attributed to the poet Allen Ginsberg in a 1975 issue of the Coevolution Quarterly."
The Big Apple: “You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t quit the game” (Ginsberg’s Theorem) - laws 1, 2, 3 go back to the 1950's in
Astounding Science Fiction now
Analog Science Fiction.
A zeroth law? It states that if A is in thermal equilibrium with B and B with C, then A is in thermal equilibrium with C. That's transitivity, one of the three properties of an equivalence relation. The other two seem to be tacitly assumed much of the time. For relation ~ the axioms are
- Reflexivity: A ~ A
- Symmetry: A ~ B implies B ~ A
- Transitivity: A ~ B and B ~ C implies A ~ C
It's easy to check on familiar relations. Numerical equality satisfies all three, inequality only the second one, less than or equal (or greater than or equal) the first and third ones, and less than (or greater than) only the third one.
Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's Theorem:
- Capitalism: you can win
- Socialism: you can break even
- Mysticism: you can quit the game