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Humour with Rahab and the spies (from planned video game)

excreationist

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Probably in a simulation
I've got long term plans for a video game where you carry out genocide as part of God's people. I want to have some humour and I've got some ideas for a cinematic involving one of Jesus' ancestors, Rahab the prostitute. The graphics would look very close to Minecraft except you'd be able to chop the people up into pieces and there would be a lot of blood splattered everywhere. Also she'd probably be nude (at least the bottom half) and have very thick pubic hair. There is a boy's voice because I wanted to give the impression that boys are behind the game.
Hello?
Have we caught you at a bad time?
No, I’m always ready to have a good time
You’ve got to be a good little whore and not turn us in!
Ok I will keep my mouth shut and my legs open
Indian Rahab:
French Rahab:
Did I go too far? I am influenced by shows like the Family Guy.

Another cinematic will feature Isaiah 63:2-6 which I find humorous in an infidel kind of way:
Why are your clothes red?
They look as if you have been stomping
on grapes in a winepress.

The Lord answers, “I have been stomping on the nations
as if they were grapes.
No one was there to help me.
I walked all over the nations because I was angry.
That is why I stomped on them.
Their blood splashed all over my clothes.
So my clothes were stained bright red.
I decided it was time to pay back Israel’s enemies.
The year for me to set my people free had come.
I looked around, but no one was there to help me.
I was shocked that no one gave me any help.
So I used my own power to save my people.
I had the strength to do it because I was angry.
I walked all over the nations because I was angry with them.
I made them drink from the cup of my great anger.
I poured out their blood on the ground.”

My wife has given her thumbs up for this....
 
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