IF life were like video games....

[Keith&Co.]

So, a friend is extolling the greatness of her latest video game purchase. It's so life-like! But games aren't like life. Games have rules unique to the game. I can't go through an office picking up everything that's not nailed down. Conversations aren't menu driven. Games are games. If they were life-like, we'd already know the rules.

However: it would be cool if we could reverse the polarity on the comment.

To paraphrase someone else's comment:
If life were like a video game, the laser printer could be set to stun.


And the shredder would be a ranged weapon.

 

[Atheos]

:laughing-smiley-014 I like it!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Thanx.

IF life were like a game:
Sustained dependable performance would get you the next level, not carpal tunnel syndrome

 

[Perspicuo]

In marathons, runners would pick up life packets and would finish stronger than they began.

 

[jonJ]

Dramatic triumphal music would play every time you put something away without breaking it.

Whenever you finished writing a report there would be a dramatic, slow-motion zoom on the final sentence.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Dramatic triumphal music would play every time you put something away without breaking it.

Our admin asst. would give you a free life just for putting anything away...period.

 

[Keith&Co.]

The office Dress Code would not only allow, but foster extreme variation.

 

[Atheos]

No matter how far you run, how much you jump or how far you jump down from a ledge you'd never fatigue or get injured. And ammo would be laying around everywhere for you to collect.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Social interaction would be menu driven.

 

[Perspicuo]

The reload option. All the time.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Racial Equality Standards would address the Elder Races.



Especially the skirted Elder Races

 

[Keith&Co.]

Screw Demming. Team Building exercises will center around 'crew served weapons' concepts.

 

[Joni-san]

This would be more common