Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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An Inexperienced Candidate ripped into his rivals today, saying Inexperienced Candidates don't have the experience or other qualities to be President.
"It’s not their thing. They don't have the qualities for it," Inexperienced Candidate told an MSABCNNBC News' anchor on "Coffee, America & Friends and some news." "I think inexperienced candidates just don't have the experience."
Inexperienced Candidate also blasted another candidate for being fat. "I am not a fan. He's fat and probably also a Nazi," adding that Russian President Vladimir Putin "would eat him alive if he were starving and had to eat right at that moment with no other food sources around.” He then added that Putin would probably follow up his meal with several shots of vodka and sex with Chechnyan prisoners he keeps in his basement.
Inexperienced Candidate also talked about his personal life during the interview, reflecting on his career, his kite-flying hobbies, and his family. "My job has always been busy work," he said, but went on to say that he also prioritized his children. "I think my kids would say I’ve been a really good father but lack the experience to be President," he said. "I could be in the biggest backroom deal smoking a cigar with the fellas, and if they call, I’m always there to talk to them until I get back to the meeting." Inexperienced Candidate also added, "and I like to fly kites."
"It’s not their thing. They don't have the qualities for it," Inexperienced Candidate told an MSABCNNBC News' anchor on "Coffee, America & Friends and some news." "I think inexperienced candidates just don't have the experience."
Inexperienced Candidate also blasted another candidate for being fat. "I am not a fan. He's fat and probably also a Nazi," adding that Russian President Vladimir Putin "would eat him alive if he were starving and had to eat right at that moment with no other food sources around.” He then added that Putin would probably follow up his meal with several shots of vodka and sex with Chechnyan prisoners he keeps in his basement.
Inexperienced Candidate also talked about his personal life during the interview, reflecting on his career, his kite-flying hobbies, and his family. "My job has always been busy work," he said, but went on to say that he also prioritized his children. "I think my kids would say I’ve been a really good father but lack the experience to be President," he said. "I could be in the biggest backroom deal smoking a cigar with the fellas, and if they call, I’m always there to talk to them until I get back to the meeting." Inexperienced Candidate also added, "and I like to fly kites."
