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Now that’s what I call making hate FBI great again. No DEI anymore, no siree. We don’t want women or blacks. We want pedophiles and those into bestiality.
I mean aren’t you all tired of all the winning?
Into Bestiality? Kash Patel Wants You for the FBI!
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Now that’s what I call making hate FBI great again. No DEI anymore, no siree. We don’t want women or blacks. We want pedophiles and those into bestiality.
I mean aren’t you all tired of all the winning?
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They are fucking the dogs. They are fucking the cats..
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There are far more harmful Christian cults than harmful Satanic cults. And more harmful Muslim cults (for example, ISIS). I just don't know why the first thought is "Satanic cult" when we know the Satanic Panic was complete BS. Just saying.
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A guy with eyes bulging out of his head talking about bestiality -- yeah, I know my country is run by experts.
In his testimony he said that the policy was designed to let in the victims of bestiality -- I hope you all caught that. I immediately thought, is some really sore chicken going to be a door greeter at the Hoover building? Turns out he meant victims of trafficking who were forced to get railed by a mule or something. Is this really a thing?? And these folks, years later, get a hankering to be federal agents??
Full disclosure: I myself had a whirlwind affair with a hot young female pony in the Outer Hebrides. This was years ago, it was consensual, and we thought of getting a farm and settling down. Her name was Becky O'Trots, and I shall never forget her. We would go to the local tea shop, where I would have an Earl Grey and she'd have a plate of hay (I used to lay a primrose on top.) We drifted apart, though. These vacation romances so often do.
Question for the group: if you were kidnapped, would you trust me to handle your case? Even with the Becky business?
In his testimony he said that the policy was designed to let in the victims of bestiality -- I hope you all caught that. I immediately thought, is some really sore chicken going to be a door greeter at the Hoover building? Turns out he meant victims of trafficking who were forced to get railed by a mule or something. Is this really a thing?? And these folks, years later, get a hankering to be federal agents??
Full disclosure: I myself had a whirlwind affair with a hot young female pony in the Outer Hebrides. This was years ago, it was consensual, and we thought of getting a farm and settling down. Her name was Becky O'Trots, and I shall never forget her. We would go to the local tea shop, where I would have an Earl Grey and she'd have a plate of hay (I used to lay a primrose on top.) We drifted apart, though. These vacation romances so often do.
Question for the group: if you were kidnapped, would you trust me to handle your case? Even with the Becky business?
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Can we go one thread with you not defending Satanic cults?!
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I don't recall the last time I did it. Maybe I was under the spell of one!Can we go one thread with you not defending Satanic cults?!
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Depends on the beast. Goat? No. Wyvern? Definitely not. Selkie? Negotiable. Incubus? Well, who among us hasn't.
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How about a Horta?
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Wait, is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?