Kharakov
Quantum Hot Dog
A minimum possible velocity change would guarantee anything that had a velocity change of less than the minimum would experience the minimum velocity change.
You could have a different protocol in place, one based on probabilities, somewhat like in QM. Sometimes the galaxy hit by a particle having the minimum momentum m would get no increase in its own momentum and at other times it would get an increase of just m, so that overall, on average, there'd be no long term increase of momentum for the whole system, only short-lived fluctuations around the minimal value.
EB
I wondered if untermensche would bring that up. Keep in mind I've mentioned minimum momentum, but it's actually minimum velocity we are talking about- now I'm just assuming rest mass or rest mass equivalence.
If an astronomical body gets hit by another large body going the minimum velocity almost right angles to it, then you have a body that is going below the minimum velocity towards the other body. If the momentum at "almost right angles to it" is significant, you can't just sweep it under the rug with QM weirdness. You can't just say "sometimes it contributes, sometimes it doesn't, it averages out over all interactions".
If something is going diagonally at the "minimum velocity", because it can go the minimum velocity in any available direction, then it is going less then the minimum velocity in a direction 45 degrees away from the direction of travel. This is a logical impossibility. So you either claim that time passes differently if something is traveling 45 degrees off of another thing's path, or you just accept there isn't a minimum velocity.
You might need some aftershave.... or you can just sweep it under the rug as another "universal weirdness- somehow things have minimum velocities, but also don't when they travel at angles to eachother, things are just quantum man... quantum consciousness man... it's like, aware, so it calculates angles man... "