Max Rockatansky
Die dulci freure
Japan can't attack anyone, by NATO decree.
Japan can't attack anyone, due to the provision of Article 9 of the Japanese constitution, variously attributed to Allied Supreme Commander Douglas MacArthur, and Prime Minister Kijūrō Shidehara, and implemented by the Diet on November 3, 1946.
He's my favorite. Bomb north of the Yalu Arthur. Whatta way to get clearance for his "Old Soldiers never die" speech to Congress. Always the one to find a way to get his medals burnished
Still, his years in Japan are probably the most important years spent by any American in the twentieth century
So if it's a bullet or a bomb it's gotta be for war, right? Damn cleaver, those Japanese.
MacArthur had his flaws, but he also had his genius. Japan wouldn't be as successful as it is today without his post-war stewardship.