Joe Biden to Host the State of the Union

[Nice Squirrel]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bi...paign=LinkPreview:1:Default&recirc=good-times

WASHINGTON—Speaking to reporters as he ran a tattered extension cord along the House of Representatives rostrum this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden confirmed that he had arrived early in order to set up a fog machine for tonight’s State of the Union address.

 

[Trausti]

Creeper.

 

[Mageth]

Who the hell is Joe Biden? Oh wait...now I remember...