Being literate is what appointed me.
You're just upset that I dare point out that the board definition differs from the definition of the whole rest of the whole world.
Actually, strike that. What you're really upset about is that I took that job from you. You were the board's arbiter on what is libertarian until an actual libertarian came along and actually said "wait a sec, we don't believe that nonsense." I guess libertarians are the least qualified people to speak about what libertarians believe, and you are the most.
You should contact the Libertarian Party and explain to them that you should be the one writing our position papers, since you know more about what we believe than we do. You should also go to the next national convention of the LP and insist on being seated on the platform committee because our platform is WAY off. Then you should contact the major libertarian websites (Reason, Cato, Mises, etc) and send them articles explaining the libertarian position on current issues.
Of course, you're going to find that libertarians as a group are going to disagree with you about what libertarianism is, but that is because libertarians are foolish enough to think that libertarians define what libertarianism is. You'll just have to tell the whole of libertarianism that you're right and they are wrong.
What's ironic (and this is what probably broke laughing dog's irony meter) is that while there are areas of disagreement between libertarians, you have yet to touch upon a single one of them. Every time you've spoken up about what I really believe and I dared to disagree and point out what it is I mistakenly think I believe, I've been giving the mainstream libertarian view held by a vast majority of libertarians. I've yet to see you comment on any of the issues within libertarian circles that actually divide libertarians.
Not that those issues matter, of course, because you're here to tell us what we really believe.