Kid Accidentally Brings Blow-Up Sex Doll to School Nativity

[Potoooooooo]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kid-accidentally-brings-blow-sex-142930268.html

Last Thursday, a Scotland mom was embarrassed when she realized she had sent her five-year-old son to a nativity with a sex doll. Helen Cox, 46, says she purchased the blow-up sheep on Amazon back in November without realizing what it actually was until her son Alfie was sent home from school because of it.

“I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! How am I going to explain this to his teachers?” the mom of two said. “I have no idea if they’ve seen it was a sex toy and that’s why they sent it home – I’m mortified!”

Cox says she was confused when Alfie got in trouble for having it at school. When he got home, she realized the doll, which had been listed online as “Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit,” had a large hole in its bottom along with painted-on eyelashes and red lips.

 

[Underseer]

Given that Christianity was founded by illiterate goat-herders, shepherds, and fishermen, I don't doubt that the various people who founded the Christian religion were no strangers to having sex with sheep.

 

[Keith&Co.]

... along with painted-on eyelashes...ou have to know that such things even exist..

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Given that Christianity was founded by illiterate goat-herders, shepherds, and fishermen, I don't doubt that the various people who founded the Christian religion were no strangers to having sex with sheep.

So, when the angel appeared to the shepherds to tell them that Jesus was born, there was probably an initial period of awkwardness while the shepherds jumped back and pulled their pants up and the angel had to stand there in the sky for a couple of minutes pretending not to notice anything before launching into his speech.

 

[couch_sloth]

I actually bought one of these at a local store, as a bachelor party gift.
My first choice was a dildo modeled after Ron Jeremy’s phallus (But that was too expensive.)