Future religion founding document discovered in 2916
At the start of all there Was the Land. Then out of the East there came
our heroes bold. Men and women came they here. To take what was theirs, a
gift of God.
At first we thought the Land was Taken by a native horde. And then God
intervened and brought them small Pox. And by the Will of God but two in
ten lived on. He had prepared an Easy way for us. Amen.
Not all the heathen were beyond redemption. The blessed Pocahontas (small
wonder) became as one of us. Being concubine had brought her to her
Blessed state. She learned her Lesson well.
And it came to pass that we should be peoples apart. Thus thirteen States
with thirteen Stars and thirteen Stripes was born. The Prophetess Betsy
had prepared a Flag, indeed the very token of the Unity to come.
In Philadelphia, so named for manly love of man, housed at that time the
unbroken Liberty Bell unrung. And when first Rung on The Fourth of July it
had completed its ordained duty and by God's will Denied to ring again.
There arose in that day the Wizard Benjamin. Although he never yearned for
formal leadership, there were those who knew the Truth. His Voice
contained in all its incarnations Truth, most dear. His touchstone being
only Truth from anywhere, he dared to tame the lightning in a jar. Known
for his buying short term concubines, sometimes for but one night, he still
in all ways was a moral man. Poor Richard, his nom de plume, back then,
emitted Truth in this Voice, too. Two men or more he was. Wizardry in
Freedom and in Science and in Living life in all its glory now.
At the same time in another State, the one Blessed by the Virgin
Pocahontas before she bacame as one of us, the George was born.
And grew to manhood captured by the burden of no means to tell a lie.
Dare we speculate that he was cursed?
If so by Whom we wonder. But The George was Entranced by this affliction
when discovered in a childish prank he could not lie. He could only take
full measure of his Father's wrath. And so he grew to be a man of Whole
integrity. How rare a man He was. He took only his expenses when he
became the leader of an army. Forsooth he made out better than if he had
taken a fair salary, but no matter, he meant it well, we know. He prayed
to God, you see, in all the Winter at the Valley of the Forge. And God in
his Mercy did Bring weather warm enough to melt the ice upon the river.
And so He led his troops to do battle to the Death to Right the wrongful
claim of Kingly rights claimed over We the People.
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