Jimmy Higgins
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ERIE, PA -- Workers in an office near the shore of Lake Erie are growing tired of Ted Wilson's continual references to an admittedly unlikely trash can "shot" he made three weeks ago.
Sources indicate that a week before Christmas, Ted Wilson, an accountant with the firm for 7 years, was cleaning out his office, and on a hunch, hurled a crumpled piece of trash around his back, over two office partitions, and into the paper recycling bin. Witnesses indicated the shot was quite amazing and Ted didn't even know it went in initially. When a co-worker, Mitchell Anderson, informed Wilson it went in, Ted Wilson reportedly thrust his arms up as if "he won the Super Bowl". The shot required a bounce off of a light fixture and the wall beside the recycling bin to go in.
Ted Wilson and a few co-workers, killing time near 5 PM, tried repeatedly to reenact the basket, but none came close.
His co-workers have cooled to Ted Wilson's attitude as he allegedly references "the shot" whenever possible, including at meetings, video conferences, and even his annual review. Ted Wilson has also reportedly been attempting to design an even more unlikely shot and refers to himself as "The Clutch" in emails. Many have indicated that while the shot was "impressive", it was long past time to move on.
Sources indicate that a week before Christmas, Ted Wilson, an accountant with the firm for 7 years, was cleaning out his office, and on a hunch, hurled a crumpled piece of trash around his back, over two office partitions, and into the paper recycling bin. Witnesses indicated the shot was quite amazing and Ted didn't even know it went in initially. When a co-worker, Mitchell Anderson, informed Wilson it went in, Ted Wilson reportedly thrust his arms up as if "he won the Super Bowl". The shot required a bounce off of a light fixture and the wall beside the recycling bin to go in.
Ted Wilson and a few co-workers, killing time near 5 PM, tried repeatedly to reenact the basket, but none came close.
His co-workers have cooled to Ted Wilson's attitude as he allegedly references "the shot" whenever possible, including at meetings, video conferences, and even his annual review. Ted Wilson has also reportedly been attempting to design an even more unlikely shot and refers to himself as "The Clutch" in emails. Many have indicated that while the shot was "impressive", it was long past time to move on.
