Jimmy Higgins
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AMERICA -- Americans across the nation were scurrying to their smart phones and computers in order to find out if the latest statement from President Donald Trump actually came out of his mouth.
The alleged statement, related to climate change and it's affect on ocean levels and islands, presented Americans with yet another instance where they had no idea whether the claimed statement was actually spoken by the President or just a joke from a comic website like The Onion.
After the initial effort, Americans are then tasked with determining just how much they need to care about such a statement if it was shown to be actually spoken, as the President meanders on topics all the time and it may no longer be worth spending any time on it.
The latest incident involves the President allegedly saying "Islands like Guam don't need to worry about rising sea levels as the islands will just float to the higher seas like boats."
Americans are noting exhaustion with the never ending requirements of fact checking the current leader of the United States. "Usually you could go with your gut," noted John Watson, a mason jar maker. "It was simply, you know... a matter of whether it just seemed too out of this world. I know President Obama wouldn't have said that.
"But with this President, you just can't tell. I mean, I don't think he said islands float on the ocean, but he very well could have."
As of the posting of this report, it was not yet determined if the President said islands can float on higher sea levels.
The alleged statement, related to climate change and it's affect on ocean levels and islands, presented Americans with yet another instance where they had no idea whether the claimed statement was actually spoken by the President or just a joke from a comic website like The Onion.
After the initial effort, Americans are then tasked with determining just how much they need to care about such a statement if it was shown to be actually spoken, as the President meanders on topics all the time and it may no longer be worth spending any time on it.
The latest incident involves the President allegedly saying "Islands like Guam don't need to worry about rising sea levels as the islands will just float to the higher seas like boats."
Americans are noting exhaustion with the never ending requirements of fact checking the current leader of the United States. "Usually you could go with your gut," noted John Watson, a mason jar maker. "It was simply, you know... a matter of whether it just seemed too out of this world. I know President Obama wouldn't have said that.
"But with this President, you just can't tell. I mean, I don't think he said islands float on the ocean, but he very well could have."
As of the posting of this report, it was not yet determined if the President said islands can float on higher sea levels.
