Mini caption contest at work

[Keith&Co.]

Someone shared this image.


I guess I've been tainted by association here and started posting alternate captions.
A few that have been produced:


Medieval Face Palm: Because even people who believed disease spread by smell would know that’s stupid.

MFP: Because even people who knew witches float on water would call you a moron.

MFP: Because even a man who thinks frogs cause eclipses wouldn’t believe you could be that ignorant.

MFP: Specimens of this stupidity have been found in burial mounds dating as far back as 753 AD. It's still stupid.

MFP: I let them exorcise demons out of me with a lobotomy, and I still know more than you.

 

[gmbteach]

Someone shared this image.
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I guess I've been tainted by association here and started posting alternate captions.
A few that have been produced:


Medieval Face Palm: Because even people who believed disease spread by smell would know that’s stupid.

MFP: Because even people who knew witches float on water would call you a moron.

MFP: Because even a man who thinks frogs cause eclipses wouldn’t believe you could be that ignorant.

MFP: Specimens of this stupidity have been found in burial mounds dating as far back as 753 AD. It's still stupid.

MFP: I let them exorcise demons out of me with a lobotomy, and I still know more than you.

MFP: What do you mean you aren't a virgin?

 

[Thomas II]

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

"OK, who swapped the superglue with the face cream?"

 

[Atheos]

MFP: This crown, representing the pinnacle of stupidity, has been in my family for 9 generations. You, sir, have finally relieved us of it.

 

[Thomas II]