Keith&Co.
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am I living in Asgard while a Mormon kid who died in a traffic accident when he was 14, so he only had seven children, ends up living in a dirt shack in Heaven's Somalia?
If he's Mormon, he goes to Mormon Heaven.
Christains go to Christain Heaven.
And everyone else goes to Basic Heaven.
Basic Heaven is so much better than Earth that if you didn't know any better, you'd think you were in Paradise.
But if you were truly Christain in life, then you die and go to a place that's so much better than Basic Heaven, that you would consider Basic Heaven to be a vale of tears. But the people in Basic never see Christain paradise, so they don't know just how badly they've been screwed.
Then, if you were Mormon, you go to a place that's so much better than Christain Heaven, then CH looks like Las Vegas in daylight, Basic looks like punishment.
This is where Mormon's stay until they have the power in their battery.
So if you were Mormon, and your kids are wiped out by a plague, you can't quite expect to ever get your own tabernacle, but you do have the chance to smugly spend eternity surrounded by perfectly Perfect PERFECTION.