NCAA Basketball Covid-19 Policy Mandates Zone Defense Coverage

[Jimmy Higgins]

INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- The NCAA has issued safety guidelines for basketball this year. Included in the list of modifications to the game was the banning of man-to-man defenses, hand checks becoming an ejectable offense, and creation of a new shooting arc 10 feet from the 3-point line worth 5 points to increase the benefit not congregating in the key area. In addition, basketballs will be sanitized after every basket using Purell's new basketball net sanitizer.

 

[thebeave]

INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- The NCAA has issued safety guidelines for basketball this year. Included in the list of modifications to the game was the banning of man-to-man defenses, hand checks becoming an ejectable offense, and creation of a new shooting arc 10 feet from the 3-point line worth 5 points to increase the benefit not congregating in the key area. In addition, basketballs will be sanitized after every basket using Purell's new basketball net sanitizer.

That's all needlessly complicated. Seems like they should just declare professional basketball to be a Black Lives Matter protest so they can get a free pass to not social distance, wear masks or sanitize items. As I understand it, some courts already have Black Lives Matter painted on the court floor and some players have BLM on their uniforms, so we're already pretty much there anyway. Whattya think?

 

[Elixir]

INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- The NCAA has issued safety guidelines for basketball this year. Included in the list of modifications to the game was the banning of man-to-man defenses, hand checks becoming an ejectable offense, and creation of a new shooting arc 10 feet from the 3-point line worth 5 points to increase the benefit not congregating in the key area. In addition, basketballs will be sanitized after every basket using Purell's new basketball net sanitizer.

That's all needlessly complicated. Seems like they should just declare professional basketball to be a Black Lives Matter protest so they can get a free pass to not social distance, wear masks or sanitize items. As I understand it, some courts already have Black Lives Matter painted on the court floor and some players have BLM on their uniforms, so we're already pretty much there anyway. Whattya think?

Wataminit... I see almost everyone at those protests wearing masks. Why not declare the games to be Trump rallies?
Oh, right ... black people.
Well hell- just send Trump's token nigger Kanye West to all the games rallies. Should work, right?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- The NCAA has issued safety guidelines for basketball this year. Included in the list of modifications to the game was the banning of man-to-man defenses, hand checks becoming an ejectable offense, and creation of a new shooting arc 10 feet from the 3-point line worth 5 points to increase the benefit not congregating in the key area. In addition, basketballs will be sanitized after every basket using Purell's new basketball net sanitizer.

That's all needlessly complicated. Seems like they should just declare professional basketball to be a Black Lives Matter protest so they can get a free pass to not social distance, wear masks or sanitize items. As I understand it, some courts already have Black Lives Matter painted on the court floor and some players have BLM on their uniforms, so we're already pretty much there anyway. Whattya think?

Sounds like you need a support thread.