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Nebraska woman sues all homosexuals

 
 
 
Underseer said:
I couldn't read the handwritten letter in its entirety, but what I did read was hilarious.
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There's a legible transcript underneath the handwritten part.
Spelling and punctuation intact.

Did you know judges are calling God a lier?
 
OH! WAIT! It's OKAY!
She names the defendants:
Defendants:
Homosexuals
Their Given Name Homosexuals
Their, Alis Gay
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My gay son's given name is Pervert. Sometimes he goes by the alias: Atheist.

So, anyone who named their kid 'Homosexuals' is probably dumb enough that THEY should be sued, but i think anyone explicitly named 'Homsexuals' has probably already axe-murdered his parents in their sleep.
 
Hemant Mehta has a transcript of this hilarious hand-written document.

Could the fact that she's representing herself imply that legitimate attorneys won't come near this lawsuit?


I Sylvia Ann Driskell, Contend that homosexuality is a sin, and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in a closet.
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Why indeed, Ms. Driskell. Why indeed.
 
If the lawsuit is not successful, this will be further evidence that Christians are being persecuted by homosexuals.
 
My response to her

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Um, is there another emission or sexual act that can be named the Driskell? Sort of a cousin to Santorum? This lady needs to be commemorated.
 
ideologyhunter said:
Um, is there another emission or sexual act that can be named the Driskell?
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Hmmm.
Her suit is aimed at all homosexuals, whether or not they fall under the jurisdiction of Nebraska courts, or US courts.
I think that pulling a Driskell would be an amplification to any sexual act that includes more participants than there's space to assign them. Two people in a 'single' bed, three people in a 'double,' five people in a Volvo.

"The orgy was fun, I guess, but there were, like, forty people in a room that maybe had space for thirty."
"So it was a Driskelled orgy."
"Totally Driskelled."
 
Underseer said:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/...braska-Dismisses-Suit-Against-All-Homosexuals

This will come as a surprise to no one, but the lawsuit was rejected by the judge.

No doubt Christians will insist this is evidence they are being persecuted.
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Thanks, Obama. :mad:

Once again, your appointing of liberal activist judges to what's supposed to be a neutral, objective and unbiased position has destroyed everything that it means to be American.

It's too bad that Canada's full so none of you can move here to get away from him.
 
I don't like the way this Driskell woman goes by half measures. Is he not going to ask for death by stoning? And then continue on with adulterers, witches, sassy teenage boys, and non-virginal brides? There are so many folks that have a whuppin' comin'. C'mon, Miz Driskell!! I'm gonna sit on your front stoop and we'll have tea and plan more lawsuits and more whuppins.
 
It's too bad that Canada's full so none of you can move here to get away from him.
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With the NDP having a majority in Alberta, soon every large business and industry will flee the province leaving only a land rife with family-destroying homosexuals and deviants who will produce far less offspring.

On the plus side, this will create plenty of space for new immigrants. On the downside, the lack of wholesome, conservative job creators in areas like the tar sands coupled with excessive hippie, liberal queerdom will lead to cataclysmic environmental disaster rendering much of that space uninhabitable.
 
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