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Next Presidential Candidates?

I once checked on the eligibility of members of the Clinton, Bush, and Obama dynasties:
  • Now: Barbara Bush, Laura Bush, Jeb Bush, Neil Bush, Marvin Bush, Dorothy Bush Koch, George P. Bush (Jeb's son), Noelle Bush (Jeb's daughter), Chelsea Clinton, Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush II, Michelle Obama
  • 2020: Jeb Bush II (Jeb's son), Lauren Bush-Lauren (Neil's daughter)
  • 2036: Malia Obama, Sasha Obama
  • 2048: Margaret Laura "Mila" Hager (Jenna's daughter)
  • 2052: Charlotte Mezvinsky (Chelsea's daughter)
 
I once checked on the eligibility of members of the Clinton, Bush, and Obama dynasties:
  • Now: Barbara Bush, Laura Bush, Jeb Bush, Neil Bush, Marvin Bush, Dorothy Bush Koch, George P. Bush (Jeb's son), Noelle Bush (Jeb's daughter), Chelsea Clinton, Jenna Bush, Barbara Bush II, Michelle Obama
  • 2020: Jeb Bush II (Jeb's son), Lauren Bush-Lauren (Neil's daughter)
  • 2036: Malia Obama, Sasha Obama
  • 2048: Margaret Laura "Mila" Hager (Jenna's daughter)
  • 2052: Charlotte Mezvinsky (Chelsea's daughter)

2300: The brain of George W. Bush in a Jar with Dick Cheney's mind spliced into a real live chicken-hawk hybrid bird.
 
I wish Steven Colbert would run.

I think it may be too late for him. He's kind of lost his thunder. He could have run and won back when he was first wrapping up the Colbert Report. Jon Stewart's window is also starting to close, but he could still run and win big.
 
Stewart bought a farm to care for rescue animals after he left his show. He's a terrible person.
 
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