Non habemus papem

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ah, thanks. Apparently I wasn't taught that or my eyes were glazing over when they were teaching that. I didn't make a very good Catholic. I didn't really know that Mary had some godly mojo too. It does explain the overzealous love of Mary though in the Catholic Church.

 

[TomC]

Here's a joke I heard from a young Catholic priest.

"Jesus stood over the fallen woman, defiantly looking at the crowd. They were muttering angrily and picking up jagged rocks.
He looked around and intoned 'Let those among you who are without sin cast the first stone.'

The crowd looks around at each other. They look at the ground. They start dropping their rocks.

Then, from the back of the crowd whizzes a big rock that clobbers the fallen woman right on the face!

Jesus yells "Mom! I told you to stop that!"
Tom