OMG Spoiler Alert Reviews!

[jab]

Democrat Antifa type goes on witch hunt. Sad.

Kansas Trump fan goes to Mar-a-Lago, picks up with a goofy hayseed proud boy, a shiny 3 percenter, and a cowardly qanon shaman along the way, kills a couple of Democrat witches, ends up somewhat disillusioned with the whole fantasy thing, and inadvertently becomes a gay icon.

 

[ronburgundy]

X Files: Science is bad and arrogant, while leaping to implausible baseless conclusions is "open-minded", especially explanations that involve the supernatural. (see also almost every movie about paranormal events).

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

LA Confidential - Officer teams up with unlikely ally to take down their boss's secret empire.

Charade - Woman gets rich thanks to stamps on envelope despite best efforts of fraudulent Government worker..

Primal Fear - Teen fakes multiple personality disorder to get away with murder.

 

[ZiprHead]

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

A diminutive loner joins other individuals to evict a squatter.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Jaws - Dangerous shark is killed after it killed young people.

Black Swan - Ballerina something something something.

The Village - People cope while living isolated from the modern world,

 

[blastula]

The Usual Suspects - Going against type, Kevin Spacey plays a notorious crime lord with an alter ego, named Keyser Soze.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Despicable Me Three adorable moppets turn an evil genius supervillain into a hero ... who still keeps a big villainy factory in his basement.