OTOH, in defense of the Trump Crime Family ...

[Elixir]

A thread for people to present flattering, optimistic or otherwise positive takes on the Trump Crime Family Scandal Du Jour.
For example:

* Trump's businesses spent (and deducted) $95,000 on Ivanka's hairstyling. That might seem like a lot, especially when you consider that Donald's hairstyling only cost $70,000. But actually, Ivanka's $95,000 expenditure was a real deal compared to Donald's $70k when you itemize the cost per hair. Frugality points for the TCF!​

 

[ideologyhunter]

I'll bite.
Turns out the Rod Blagojevich pardon had nothing to do with graft tutorials. Trump had him sprung to watch him grow out the combover pompadour and get grooming tips. Insiders claim that Blagojevich has taught Trump's stylists how to use Something About Mary Salon Gel for a thicker, wind-resistant sheen -- almost like a donut glaze. Plus, it is possible to do the combover pompadour on the pubes. Did anyone say Lucky Melania?

 

[Elixir]

... and another thing for which we can thanks the TCF -

Remember the days of long voting lines, tedious ballot questions with amendments, proposals, judges you never heard of and manufactured special interest "issues" you were asked to vote on?
You can thank the TCF now that you no longer have to worry about all that stuff. Just tune in to FOX news and await the results of the post-electoral coup attempt. No muss, no fuss, no wasted time!