lpetrich
Contributor
I've tried to imagine Charles Koch and Vladimir Putin calling up King Abdullah and asking him why Saudi Arabia is flooding the oil market.
CK: Greetings, Your Majesty King Abdullah, Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques. I hope I got that one right.
Abd: Greetings, Charles Koch, Chief Executive Officer of Koch Industries. You did. What brings you here?
CK: Your price reductions on oil.
Abd: Oh?
CK: It's hurting oil exploration here badly. You can survive low oil prices, but all it's doing for us is create a lot of turmoil. Why are you doing that?
Abd: We are very threatened by Iran and we wish to deprive it of income.
CK: Threatened by Iran?
Abd: Yes. It's right next door to us, and it's been aggressively increasing its influence. A military buildup, nuclear-weapons research, and getting influence over my nation's neighbors.
CK: I can understand that, but is it really worth the trouble? You are depriving yourself and your subjects of income also. You are also hurting your OPEC partners like Nigeria and Venezuela.
Abd: This is war. George Bush II did a monumentally stupid thing in Iraq. Saddam Hussein was a secularist and a thug, but at least he was a Sunni and he kept Iraq's Shiites down. Now the Shiites are dominant there and Iran's getting influence over them.
CK: I didn't think that it would be that horrible. George is a fellow oilman, and I hoped that we could get some business in a liberated Iraq.
Abd: To put it in terms that you might understand, didn't you ever feel threatened by Russia about Alaska during the Cold War?
CK: Yes, it's right next door, and it used to be Russian territory. We bought it from them in the nineteenth century. But during the Cold War, we never had a confrontation there. Not much to fight over.
Abd: On the subject of Russia, my little price war is hurting it also. I like the sight of its economic turmoil.
CK: It's hurting us also, and there's a further problem. As you might know, I have a big political and ideological machine, and I use it to support politicians and positions friendly to us fossil-fuel capitalists. Loss of oil revenue may crimp our efforts to finance oil-friendly politicians and to stave off global-warming concern. So it may get in the way of financing your defense.
CK: We've had a fair amount of effort in convincing people that burning fossil fuels is nothing to be concerned about, but not enough. We haven't been able to keep the politicians from subsidizing alternative energy, and our worst nightmare about them is starting to come true: they are starting to become economically competitive.
Abd: I wouldn't knock renewables so quickly. Oil isn't going to last forever, and neither is natural gas or coal. It's good to be prepared for a future without oil.
CK: There's still plenty of oil in the ground, even if it's hard-to-extract forms like tar sands.
Abd: That's dangerous complacency. It's been hard to find any more easy-to-extract oil, so you people have had to resort to harder-to-extract oil. It's best to diversify in advance, while we have the resources to build alternatives. We Saudis also don't want to sacrifice a lot of our oil. So we've invested in solar power, and it's been doing well.
CK: This isn't getting very far.
Abd: I'm afraid that we won't be seeing eye to eye here. We have to take care of ourselves.
CK: We also.
CK: Greetings, Your Majesty King Abdullah, Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques. I hope I got that one right.
Abd: Greetings, Charles Koch, Chief Executive Officer of Koch Industries. You did. What brings you here?
CK: Your price reductions on oil.
Abd: Oh?
CK: It's hurting oil exploration here badly. You can survive low oil prices, but all it's doing for us is create a lot of turmoil. Why are you doing that?
Abd: We are very threatened by Iran and we wish to deprive it of income.
CK: Threatened by Iran?
Abd: Yes. It's right next door to us, and it's been aggressively increasing its influence. A military buildup, nuclear-weapons research, and getting influence over my nation's neighbors.
CK: I can understand that, but is it really worth the trouble? You are depriving yourself and your subjects of income also. You are also hurting your OPEC partners like Nigeria and Venezuela.
Abd: This is war. George Bush II did a monumentally stupid thing in Iraq. Saddam Hussein was a secularist and a thug, but at least he was a Sunni and he kept Iraq's Shiites down. Now the Shiites are dominant there and Iran's getting influence over them.
CK: I didn't think that it would be that horrible. George is a fellow oilman, and I hoped that we could get some business in a liberated Iraq.
Abd: To put it in terms that you might understand, didn't you ever feel threatened by Russia about Alaska during the Cold War?
CK: Yes, it's right next door, and it used to be Russian territory. We bought it from them in the nineteenth century. But during the Cold War, we never had a confrontation there. Not much to fight over.
Abd: On the subject of Russia, my little price war is hurting it also. I like the sight of its economic turmoil.
CK: It's hurting us also, and there's a further problem. As you might know, I have a big political and ideological machine, and I use it to support politicians and positions friendly to us fossil-fuel capitalists. Loss of oil revenue may crimp our efforts to finance oil-friendly politicians and to stave off global-warming concern. So it may get in the way of financing your defense.
CK: We've had a fair amount of effort in convincing people that burning fossil fuels is nothing to be concerned about, but not enough. We haven't been able to keep the politicians from subsidizing alternative energy, and our worst nightmare about them is starting to come true: they are starting to become economically competitive.
Abd: I wouldn't knock renewables so quickly. Oil isn't going to last forever, and neither is natural gas or coal. It's good to be prepared for a future without oil.
CK: There's still plenty of oil in the ground, even if it's hard-to-extract forms like tar sands.
Abd: That's dangerous complacency. It's been hard to find any more easy-to-extract oil, so you people have had to resort to harder-to-extract oil. It's best to diversify in advance, while we have the resources to build alternatives. We Saudis also don't want to sacrifice a lot of our oil. So we've invested in solar power, and it's been doing well.
CK: This isn't getting very far.
Abd: I'm afraid that we won't be seeing eye to eye here. We have to take care of ourselves.
CK: We also.