Jimmy Higgins
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WASHINGTON DC -- Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi stood before the press and announced that after serious consideration that she would name Representative Adam Schiff and 6-time WWE Champion Steve Austin as the House managers for the impeachment.
Speaker Pelosi noted that Representative Schiff has been involved deeply with the impeachment since the inquiry began and would be able to represent the House's interest very competently.
She defended her selection of Steve Austin citing his 6 world championship reigns in the WWE as well as refereeing the controversial Lesnar v Goldberg match at Wrestlemania. "You don't fuck with the rattlesnake," noted the Speaker.
Speaker Pelosi noted that Representative Schiff has been involved deeply with the impeachment since the inquiry began and would be able to represent the House's interest very competently.
She defended her selection of Steve Austin citing his 6 world championship reigns in the WWE as well as refereeing the controversial Lesnar v Goldberg match at Wrestlemania. "You don't fuck with the rattlesnake," noted the Speaker.