PETA Offers To Pay Water Bills Of Detroit Families But Only If They Become Vegans

[Potoooooooo]

http://www.peta.org/blog/peta-pay-peoples-water-bills/
With jobs in Detroit disappearing, many residents are struggling. As they’re forced to choose which bills to pay, the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department has chosen for them―shutting off water and leaving many people high and dry. The department put the shutoffs on a temporary hiatus, but people’s water bills are mounting. So with the help of a generous PETA member, we have come up with one small way to assist Detroit residents and save animals, too. Thanks to this donor, PETA will be able to pay off the water bills for 10 families who commit to going vegan for one month. We’ll also help them get started by giving each family a basket of healthy vegan foods and recipes. The last thing that people who are struggling need is increased health-care costs. By accepting our offer to go vegan, not only will families be getting an immediate financial boost and helping animals, if they stick with it, they’ll also lower their risk of obesity, heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and strokes.

 

[NobleSavage]

And you though only Conservatives want to put strings on charity,

 

[Derec]

I wish I was a billionaire so I could pay their water bills if they would eat a 32oz rare steak and send the photo to PETA.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

I'd pay for goat sex pictures if I were a billionaire.

 

[NobleSavage]

I'd pay for goat sex pictures if I were a billionaire.

You can get those for free on the internet.

 

[Nonsupernaturalist]

I wish I was a billionaire so I could pay their water bills if they would eat a 32oz rare steak and send the photo to PETA.

Oh, no! Hell just froze over and the Rapture must be upon us...I agree with a post of Derec's

 

[Nice Squirrel]

I'd pay for goat sex pictures if I were a billionaire.

You can get those for free on the internet.

I don't care, I am a billionaire and if they want free water they can perform the sick acts I tell them to.

 

[Keith&Co.]

You can get those for free on the internet.

I don't care, I am a billionaire and if they want free water they can perform the sick acts I tell them to.

Damned straight. If you get the free stuff off the internet, there's a possibility they weren't coerced. they may even have enjoyed it. it may even be a fetish for them. Or just some drunken college goats who don't remember anything afterwards.
Where's the fun in that?

If i'm paying for it, I want to know, to be certain, that they're as disgusted by their performance as i am by their willingness to perform it for water.