That's not the customary definition of "valid". After all, it's possible for all of the premises and the conclusion to be true in all manner of illogical arguments, such as "All men are mortal; Socrates is dead; therefore Socrates is a man." So that's not a useful property to give a name to.a contradiction implies anything
Can someone elaborate on this particular point? It doesn't make sense to me. I feel like it must be possible for all of the premises and the conclusion to be true in order for the argument to be valid.
"Valid" is conventionally defined as "It must be impossible for all of the premises to be true and the conclusion to be false." That's why "All men are mortal; Socrates is immortal; Socrates is a man; therefore all women are from Venus." is a valid argument: it actually satisfies the definition. When it's impossible for all the premises to be true, period, that means for all the premises to be true and the conclusion to be false is also impossible. Once things are impossible, adding additional conditions doesn't make them become possible. So even when the conclusion really is false the argument still satisfies the criterion.
Does that help at all? I know it's kind of counterintuitive. You have to stare at it sideways for a bit.
Yes, it's just counterintuitive.
You showed that "Joe is not a squid" cannot be true because it leads to a contradiction, therefore its negation, "Joe is a squid" must be true, but that leaves us with "Joe is a squid", "Joe is an elephant", and "An elephant is not a squid", which can't all be true at the same time.
Your new example is also counterintuitive. "All men are mortal; Socrates is immortal; Socrates is a man; therefore all women are from Venus." Isn't that just a non-sequitur? How can a fallacious argument be valid? Just doesn't seem right to me, although I do see it fits the customary definition of "valid".