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Possible Time Traveler discovered in Wyoming

Hey, I'm familiar with lots of science fiction. All I'm saying is, we should hear the guy out.
 
Being pissed is a form of time travel, you black out and find yourself hours into the future, a way to 'fast forward' you could say. Bit hard on the liver though.
 
Being pissed is a form of time travel, you black out and find yourself hours into the future, a way to 'fast forward' you could say. Bit hard on the liver though.
Say, that kinda reminds me of something far less rough, oh, I know: sleep.
 
In other news... Some guy asked me for a cigarette.. he told me he lived in the woods. I told him that it would be a fire hazard then.
 
Being pissed is a form of time travel, you black out and find yourself hours into the future, a way to 'fast forward' you could say. Bit hard on the liver though.
Say, that kinda reminds me of something far less rough, oh, I know: sleep.

Yep, and coming out of a long coma, having amnesia, etc. Lots of ways to 'fast forward' one's life.
 
This has to be real. I mean, think about it. If you were sent by aliens to go on a time traveling mission to warn Casper, Wyoming about other aliens trying to invade, wouldn't you get drunk, too?
 
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