President Dear Leader Has Cure CoronaVirus

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Friend;

President Dear Leadder Donald J. Trump has solved the coronavirus to you.

November will be cure for all American. After election.

Congratulation Trump.


Signed,
Not Russian agent

 

[Worldtraveller]

P.S. Moose and Squirrel will finally face justice.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Also special electing day is Wednesday 4 November for all Demokratik voter you will receive 5 dollar and Denny's coupon if cast your vote that special day. Do not trust other calendar or newsman they are enemy of people. Also cure for covid will be special candy pill to eat very good to eat. Melania not fembot. All true and not lieing. So vote on 4 November if Demok. Is fun and patriotic and it is fun.
Signed,
Loyal True American Announcement Man

 

[Elixir]

P.S. Moose and Squirrel will finally face justice.

Not so fast, round eye! All your vaccine are belong to us!