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Don2 (Don1 Revised)

Don2 (Don1 Revised)

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Top Trump adviser has prayers pouring in after Obama pushes back

Trump's intelligence chief has been met with open arms from MAGA.
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Clearly, Tulsi needs our support now more than ever. Bravely standing up to former President Obama, she has risked everything—including basic credibility. While the Justice Department yawns and the rest of the world checks their phones, MAGA Nation is offering her the one thing that truly matters: prayers.

But now, there's a way you can help—thanks to an exciting new partnership between the Trump campaign, Alex Jones Media, and Holy Grift, Inc.

Call now: 1-888-MAGA-HELP

Welcome to the #ProtectTulsi Prayer Hotline, where your faith fuels her freedom! For just $4.99 a minute (or a $177.60 “Founders Circle” GoFundMe tier), our trained Patriot Pastors will pray over a glossy headshot of Tulsi Gabbard while clutching a gold-plated Bible (Trump Signature Series™, $399.99 on Truth Social Marketplace).

Choose from three powerful options:
  • Basic Blessing (includes 1 “🙏” emoji texted directly to Tulsi’s burner phone using Signal)
  • Deluxe Divine Shield (includes two emojis and a laminated prayer card autographed by Tucker Carlson)
  • Treason Smite Premium (activates a group prayer in real time, plus a “Deep State Repellent” MAGA candle, made with 100% verified Russian intelligence).

Operators are standing by.
 
I drink a hell of a lot less than I did 10 years ago, and yet I find it more difficult to determine what is satire and what is real.
 
Patooka said:
I drink a hell of a lot less than I did 10 years ago, and yet I find it more difficult to determine what is satire and what is real.
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The problem I see is that the line between real and satire has become blurred so much.

More and more, the Onion is more reliable than the media describing the reality of the US socio-political landscape.
Tom
 
I was in Linked In last night and a former industry connection chimed in on a long thread about this where tons of people were praying for her safety from that evil and dangerous Obama.

They are crazy. This connection of mine is crazy. I unconnected. I don't need crazy ass shit in my LinkedIn notifications
 
But, will God hear my prayer, if I'm an atheist?
I mean, if I tried to pray, I'm sure it would turn out batshit crazy.
If my prayer is unacceptable to God, would my $4.99 be a social faux pas?
I mean, I want to help Tulsi just because her name is fucking Tulsi. I mean, that is just plain messed up.
 
Don2 (Don1 Revised) said:
... But now, there's a way you can help—thanks to an exciting new partnership between the Trump campaign, Alex Jones Media, and Holy Grift, Inc.

Call now: 1-888-MAGA-HELP

Welcome to the #ProtectTulsi Prayer Hotline, where your faith fuels her freedom! For just $4.99 a minute (or a $177.60 “Founders Circle” GoFundMe tier), our trained Patriot Pastors will pray over a glossy headshot of Tulsi Gabbard while clutching a gold-plated Bible (Trump Signature Series™, $399.99 on Truth Social Marketplace).
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The MAGA movement, and the morons who fall for the grifts, are so incomparably stupid that, if a word or two were changed, I would almost believe this was real rather than Don2's satire.

In another thread I linked to Trump saying "500%, 1500%, numbers that are not even thought to be achievable." He kept such a straight face all through this gibberish that I wonder if he might have had a career in comedy, had he not grifted $100s of millions from his siblings when Daddy died.
 
ideologyhunter said:
... her name is fucking Tulsi.
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Let's leave the "Lyin' Hillary" and "Sleepy Joe" to the other side please.

OTOH, since Trump's cabinet and staff are stuffed with pretty women, and his side is all about Money Money Greed Greed Money, is Trump pimping out his girls to foreign leaders who agree to negotiate? Of course we'd all want something better than Boebert's $20 handjob-in-public -- How much does Puppy-killin' Kristi charge?
 
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