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Brian63

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I am hoping to find more websites, drawings, videos, etc. that involve criticisms of religion specifically by parodying it, satirizing it, joking about it, etc. So not any kind of academic and scholarly criticisms here, but just the more funny-to-watch or funny-to-see or funny-to-read type. What is out there?

Some of the popular atheist ones or ones that I have come across are:

The Invisible Pink Unicorn
http://www.theinvisiblepinkunicorn.com/

Flying Spaghetti Monster
https://www.venganza.org/

Kissing Hank's Ass (text version)
http://jhuger.com/kissing-hanks-ass

Kissing Hank's Ass (video version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ

The Original Church of Sarcasm
https://www.facebook.com/TheOriginalChurchOfSarcasm/

It's me Jesus! Let me save you from myself!
https://9gag.com/gag/anYVQMo/its-me-jesus-let-me-save-you-from-myself

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Burn the Witch!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g


What others have you come across?

Brian
 
The Life of Brian

Seconded. That whole movie is a brilliant rip on religion, but perhaps my favorite scene is when Brian is running from his rabid followers and accidentally loses a sandal, then his followers start arguing over the spiritual significance of this meaningless random event.
Interesting Trivia: The movie was so controversial that no studio would touch it, and it only got made because George Harrison (yes, the Beatle) put up the cash because he loved The Holy Grail. And, The Holy Grail was too controversial, so it only got made via funding from bands like Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, and Zeppelin (the first two who have some good songs that satarize/criticize religion).

 
Shortly after I submitted the OP on this thread, I somewhat vaguely recalled starting this same sort of thread many years ago on this same forum (so would be in the archives now, which are inaccessible). I think I made the same mistake then that I did now---not realizing that we already had an entire subforum dedicated to the purpose of this thread. We have the Freethought Humor subforum. I just basically never visit that subforum and just glance over it instead, so forgot entirely that it was there. Oops! Oh well, the more the merrier anyway.


Back on topic, there is also Thank God I'm Atheist.

Jesus, the Santa Claus for adults

Brian
 
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Kind of a Christian flavored Onion:
http://babylonbee.com/

A current events funny:
http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-sails-luxury-yacht-flooded-houston-pass-copies-best-life-now/
HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.
 
Atheist Pig Comics
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ATHEIST MYTHS DEBUNKED

ATHEIST MYTHS DEBUNKED
As an atheist myself, I often find myself licking the blood from my fingers and thinking, Gee, wouldn't it be nice if there was more understanding in the world for those with alternative faith choices? Every day in the media I see another misconception about atheism being perpetuated by heartless believers who see fit to pass judgment on us without even going to the trouble of attending a Baby-Que to see for themselves what we're all about.

So I think it behooves me to here explode a few of the myths about atheists floating around out there.

1. ATHEISTS ARE JUST ANGRY AT THE CHURCH: This is simply NOT true. We are not JUST angry at the church; we are angry at all KINDS of people. Like our parents, the government, people who are happy and secure in our relationships. I am so SICK of atheists being painted as one-dimensional, as if it's just ONE thing that causes us to reject all sense of decency and social propriety. We have LOTS of motivations for our blind hatred, OK?

2. ATHEISTS WANT EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM: No, we do NOT. We want SOME people to agree with us, sure. But MOST people we actually want killed. It's so unfair when people say things like, "Oh atheists, they're just trying to force their message down our throats". Not true: we're actually HAPPY if you disagree with us, because we're planning to exterminate you at our monthly Atheism Plot Meetings.

3. ATHEISM IS A RELIGION: Not at all - atheism is not the sort of structured belief system usually designated as "a religion" - it is in fact a very narrow set of beliefs more properly dubbed a "death cult". It really ticks us off when we get lumped in with the religious, when our soulles blend of nihilism and masochism is really very distinct.

4. ATHEISTS BELIEVE THERE IS NO GOD: I can hardly believe anyone actually thinks this anymore, but there you go. Suffice to say, atheists do NOT believe there is no God: we KNOW there is a God, but we reject Him because we want to smoke drugs and have anal sex all the time.

5. ATHEISTS ARE SENT BY SATAN TO TEMPT GOOD PEOPLE FROM THE RIGHT PATH: No, we tempt people from the right path purely for kicks.

6. ATHEISTS ARE ALL HOMOSEXUAL: Actually, many of us are heterosexual. of course, we indulge frequently in homosexual ACTS, because we live only to gratuitously offend people's sensibilities, but we don't ENJOY them. We don'y enjoy any sexual acts, since sex is only enjoyable with a person whom you love, and atheists are incapable of love.

7. ATHEISTS ARE ACTUALLY MUSLIMS IN DISGUISE WORKING TO SUBVERT DECENT CHRISTIAN SOCIETY: We are NOT Muslims. We just work for them.

8. ATHEISTS WORSHIP SCIENCE: None of us worship science; we all know science is rubbish, it's just something we came up with one night when we were trying to think of a way to corrupt the morals of young people. We do, however, worship Richard Dawkins, because of the mind-controlling injections he gave us.

9. ATHEISTS ARE UNHAPPY: As atheists we are incapable of ANY emotions, good or bad.

10. WITH NO SOURCE OF ULTIMATE MORAL AUTHORITY, ATHEISTS HAVE NO REASON NOT ROB, RAPE AND MURDER PEOPLE ALL THE TIME: Rubbish! We have a very GOOD reason: sometimes we get tired.



I hope that's clear now.

I have been an "untrue atheist" my whole life, and just now realized it. IPU blessings to this website for making me see the Invisible Light.

Brian
 
This week I tracked down a play that was produced in London in 1957 that was described as the first atheist play to be presented in Britain. It's The Making of Moo by Nigel Dennis (and was published in hardback in '58 in Two Plays and a Preface.) Critical reaction at the time was guarded, most critics admiring the sharp wit of the play but expressing worry about the public reception. The plot concerns a colonial officer in a presumably African country whose dam construction project destroys the habitat of the local god Ega. He and his wife, along with an eccentric male secretary, decide to create a new god and religion for the populace. At first they go about things in a jokey manner, with the husband merely insisting that he will construct a proper ethical system for the religion. They name the god Moo. By Act II, several years have passed, and the trio of godmakers have lost their senses. All three of them have converted to the religion and become the grand inquisitors and googamoogas of the new faith, which, like the older religion of Ega, requires human sacrifice. In the final act, we visit them again in old age. They have tried to reform Mooism and take the blood out of it, but the son of the former colonial officer thinks they have lost the true vision and announces that he will bring Mooism back to its true form.
It's an enjoyable read. The style owes much to Shaw, and the plot is mechanistic. Interesting to think how the audience for The Book of Mormon would take this older play. I have no clue if it was revived in the 60s or after. After I read a synopsis in a book by Kenneth Tynan, I had to read the thing, and was not disappointed. For '57, a play that showed people inventing a deity was avant-garde; today it would probably be an off-Broadway show but not raise eyebrows.
 
Terry Pratchett does a lot of that. Small Gods is my favorite of his Discworld books.

The Great God Om tries to manifest himself once more in the world, as the time of his eighth prophet is nigh. He is surprised, however, when he finds himself in the body of a tortoise, stripped of his divine powers.

In the gardens of Omnia's capital he addresses the novice Brutha, the only one able to hear his voice. Om has a hard time convincing the boy of his godliness, as Brutha is convinced that Om can do anything he wants, and would not want to appear as a tortoise.

It just gets better from there.


Brutha is gifted with an eidetic memory and is therefore chosen by Vorbis, the head of the Quisition, to come along on a diplomatic mission to Ephebe. However, Brutha is also considered unintelligent, since he never learned to read, and rarely thinks for himself. This begins to change after Brutha discovers Ephebe's philosophers; the idea of people entertaining ideas they're not certain they believe or even understand, let alone starting fistfights over them, is an entirely new concept to him.

With the help of Ephebe's Great Library, and the philosophers Didactylos, his nephew, Urn, and Abraxas, Om learns that Brutha is the only one left who believes in him. All others either just fear the Quisition's wrath or go along with the church out of habit. While in Ephebe, Brutha's memory aids an Omnian raid through the Labyrinth guarding the Tyrant's palace. While in the library of Ephebe, Brutha also memorizes many scrolls in order to protect Ephebeian knowledge as Didactylos sets fire to the building, to stop Vorbis reading the scrolls there.

Fleeing the ensuing struggle by boat, Brutha, Om and a severely injured Vorbis end up lost in the desert. Trekking home to Omnia, they encounter ruined temples as well as the small gods who are faint ghost-like beings yearning to be believed in to become powerful. Realizing his 'mortality' and how important his believers are to him, Om begins to care about them for the first time.

While Brutha, Vorbis, and Om are in the desert, the Tyrant of Ephebe manages to regain control of the city and contacts other nations who have been troubled by Omnia's imperialistic interactions with the other countries around it.

On the desert's edge, a recovered Vorbis attempts to finish off Om's tortoise form, abducts Brutha, and proceeds to become ordained as the Eighth Prophet. Brutha is to be publicly burned for heresy while strapped on a heatable bronze turtle when Om comes to the rescue, dropping from an eagle's claws onto Vorbis' head. As a great crowd witnesses this miracle they come to believe in Om and he becomes powerful again.

Om manifests himself within the citadel and attempts to grant Brutha the honour of establishing the Church's new doctrines. However, Brutha does not agree with Om's new rule and explains that the Church should care for people while having a tolerance for other religious practices.

Meanwhile, Ephebe has gained the support of several other nations and has sent an army against Omnia, establishing a beachhead near the citadel. Brutha attempts to establish diplomatic contact with the generals of the opposing army. Despite trusting Brutha, the leaders state they do not trust Omnia and that bloodshed is necessary. At the same time, Simony leads the Omnian military to the beachhead and uses Urn's machine of war in order to fight the Ephebians.

While the fighting occurs on the beachhead, Om attempts to physically intervene, but Brutha demands he does not interfere with the actions of humans. Om becomes infuriated but obeys Brutha, but he travels to an area of the Discworld where gods gamble on the lives of humans in order to gain or lose belief. While there, Om manages to unleash his fury, even striking the other gods. This causes the soldiers to cease fighting on the battlefield, thinking it a sign from the heavens.

In the book's conclusion Brutha becomes the Eighth Prophet, ending the Quisition and reforming the church to be more open-minded and humanist. Om also agrees to forsake the smiting of Omnian citizens for at least a hundred years. The last moments of the book see Brutha's death a hundred years to the day after Om's return to power and his journey across the ethereal desert towards judgement, accompanied by the spirit of Vorbis, whom Brutha found still in the desert and took pity on. It is also revealed that this century of peace was originally meant to be a century of war and bloodshed which the History Monk Lu-Tze changed to something he liked better.

 
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