Sacha Baron Cohen Gets Joe Arpaio to Accept ‘Amazing Blow Job’ From Trump

[phands]

Arpaio is a revolting scumbag....and dumb as a bag of gravel....he said YES!!!! So Sheriff joe must be gay¹......

Playing a Finnish “unboxing” celebrity named OMGWhizzBoyOMG with a shock of bright orange hair, Baron Cohen sat down with the former sheriff and first asked him to explain “what communists are doing to stop people having guns.”


Within seconds, Baron Cohen was using a tiny Shopkins donut toy to have a debate about gun control with Arpaio. “Bad guys are going to get their guns!” Arpaio said directly to the toy.


“I have 43 guns,” Baron Cohen told his guest. “I’ve been collecting them for the upcoming race war.” Arpaio didn’t blink.


Later, Baron Cohen asked Arpaio what Donald Trump is like. “Great man,” Arpaio said. “He has a lot of money, but he doesn’t act that he’s rich.” Asked if Trump has had a “golden shower,” a confused Arpaio replied, “Wouldn’t surprise me.” He predicted that Trump would like the host “because you think like he thinks.”


From there, Baron Cohen started asking Arpaio about his first “hand job,” adding, “If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blow job,’ would you say yes?”


“I may have to say yes,” he replied calmly.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/sacha...arpaio-to-accept-blow-job-from-trump?ref=home

1. Which is no bad thing, except he's an avowed homophobe.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Can't comment without seeing it... the sketch, not Trump and Arpaio. It could have been a straight face humorous response. And there was nothing in Cohen's statement that indicate Trump himself was offering it up personally.

Long story short... ​*YAWN*

 

[ideologyhunter]

Does this mean Pence will no longer at appear at honorary events for "Sheriff Joe" (-gag-), saying how proud he is to share the stage with him?? Or does it mean that Pence too is in line for an amazing BJ? BTW, are there really "amazing" ones? Where Pence comes from the hookers offer a "Muncie Munch", but it doesn't amount to much (I'm told.) It's more or less a buttering, such as one would apply to a big ol' ear of Indiana corn.

 

[phands]

Then play the Youtube video in the link I attached.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Will conservatives watch this? If they do, will they think it's a bad thing?

 

[ideologyhunter]

A bad thing? Orangey has better than 90% approval among GOP voters -- and he says Putin's targeted murders are just like some of the "bad stuff" that happens here. He says that Kim is "very talented" and "loves his people"!!!!!! What do conservatives believe anymore, at all, other than "Money good, tax bad, the lighter they look, the more we like 'em." Oh yes and "Lock her up!"

 

[Derec]

1. Which is no bad thing, except he's an avowed homophobe.

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

 

[phands]

Or does it mean that Pence too is in line for an amazing BJ?

Maybe that explains the way Pence is always photographed looking at trumpo.

 

[Trausti]

Awesome. We're now back to it being okay to make gay jokes.

 

[phands]

Awesome. We're now back to it being okay to make gay jokes.

Can't you read? I explicitly obviated that in the OP.

 

[Trausti]

Awesome. We're now back to it being okay to make gay jokes.

Can't you read? I explicitly obviated that in the OP.

But you've ratified the use of gay jokes but assuming this was worthy of posting. Nowhere in the OP do you condemn this. You're obviously a homophobe.

 

[phands]

Awesome. We're now back to it being okay to make gay jokes.

Can't you read? I explicitly obviated that in the OP.

But you've ratified the use of gay jokes but assuming this was worthy of posting. Nowhere in the OP do you condemn this. You're obviously a homophobe.

You're obviously trying to foment anger with a pathetic straw-man, when the real intent of the OP is to call out arpaio's utter unsuitability for any kind of job at all, him being such a stupid hypocrite.

 

[Trausti]

But you've ratified the use of gay jokes but assuming this was worthy of posting. Nowhere in the OP do you condemn this. You're obviously a homophobe.

You're obviously trying to foment anger with a pathetic straw-man, when the real intent of the OP is to call out arpaio's utter unsuitability for any kind of job at all, him being such a stupid hypocrite.

Was he nominated for a job? Or are you just trying to hide your blatant homophobia?

 

[phands]

Was he nominated for a job? Or are you just trying to hide your blatant homophobia?

He's running for Senate...are you trying to hide your blatant lack of reading comprehension? No matter....<PLONK>...you're not worth wasting the electrons on.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Rule#1 among conservatives when being political: always go on the offensive. Rule#2: see rule #1. Rule#3: if there is any doubt because you have to defend yourself from allegations, see Rule#2 and Rule#1.

So...it is OBVIOUS phands wrote this in the op:
"1. Which is no bad thing, except he's an avowed homophobe."

The point is that Arapaio is a hypocrite. Trausti is following conservative playbook to make ad Homs, not addressing the point.