Elixir
Made in America
Santa Claus is in the headlines, despite his aversion to the spotlight:
"The outpouring of love like you wouldn't believe. I'm humbled, embarrassed. I wasn't looking for recognition."
Donald Rump is not amused: "Why are the media giving all this attention to f***ing Santa Claus? We don't know who this guy really is. People are saying he did a great thing, but we don't know, do we. For all we know he is just a 400 pound guy sitting in his basement hacking DNC emails, right? They're saying it's the Russians, and heaping praise on that fat red slob. But we don't really know. I don't think all that praise is deserved in any case. He doesn't even look like an American, so why are our people paying attention to him? Headlines for a fat hacker, and nobody is talking about the GREAT people I've put together for my cabinet. It's just not right!"
"The outpouring of love like you wouldn't believe. I'm humbled, embarrassed. I wasn't looking for recognition."
Donald Rump is not amused: "Why are the media giving all this attention to f***ing Santa Claus? We don't know who this guy really is. People are saying he did a great thing, but we don't know, do we. For all we know he is just a 400 pound guy sitting in his basement hacking DNC emails, right? They're saying it's the Russians, and heaping praise on that fat red slob. But we don't really know. I don't think all that praise is deserved in any case. He doesn't even look like an American, so why are our people paying attention to him? Headlines for a fat hacker, and nobody is talking about the GREAT people I've put together for my cabinet. It's just not right!"