Senior Australian Government Staff Caught Being Naughty

[Patooka]

It's just an office wank. It's not a big deal. The guy had the a cosy little private time. He was alone. Nobody was hurt. Women do it to. Its not even a gender thing.

I'm starting to wonder if you have a comprehension disability.

The guy didn't rub one off in his own office. He made the conscious choice to wank off on someone else's desk. In this instance a Federal Member of Parliament. Your faux indignation is meaningless. Tell me where you work and I will happily cum all over your desk.

I won't piss or shit on your desk mind you. Apparently that is different. Jizzing over your desk is fine fine shitting crosses a line.

 

[DrZoidberg]

It's just an office wank. It's not a big deal. The guy had the a cosy little private time. He was alone. Nobody was hurt. Women do it to. Its not even a gender thing.

I'm starting to wonder if you have a comprehension disability.

The guy didn't rub one off in his own office. He made the conscious choice to wank off on someone else's desk. In this instance a Federal Member of Parliament. Your faux indignation is meaningless. Tell me where you work and I will happily cum all over your desk.

I won't piss or shit on your desk mind you. Apparently that is different. Jizzing over your desk is fine fine shitting crosses a line.

Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing for him. But it's still just a desk in an office. They also have cleaners. If she hadn't been told, she'd never notice.

When I was a kid a friend of mine put a picture of a hated politician in the toilet, so that we pooped on his face when we took a shit. It was symbolic. But nobody got hurt. That's the category I put this in. No, it doesn't make him into a hero, and it's nothing he should be proud about. It's incredibly childish. And I hope it's something anybody who he ever meet should make fun of him for doing. But it's still not a big deal.

I too do incredibly childish things sometimes. At moments of weakness. Not things on this level. But I'm not the apex of maturity and composure at all times. Nor do I expect this of my elected officials. Also, he was just a damn aide to a politician. He was a grunt. Some perspective here?

The problem with pulling out the big guns of outrage over this is that it trivializes actual victims of actual assault. You know... situations where somebody actually is hurt.

 

[Patooka]

It's just an office wank. It's not a big deal. The guy had the a cosy little private time. He was alone. Nobody was hurt. Women do it to. Its not even a gender thing.

I'm starting to wonder if you have a comprehension disability.

The guy didn't rub one off in his own office. He made the conscious choice to wank off on someone else's desk. In this instance a Federal Member of Parliament. Your faux indignation is meaningless. Tell me where you work and I will happily cum all over your desk.

I won't piss or shit on your desk mind you. Apparently that is different. Jizzing over your desk is fine fine shitting crosses a line.

Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing for him. But it's still just a desk in an office. They also have cleaners. If she hadn't been told, she'd never notice.

So, you're okay with people jizzing on your desk so long as you don't know about it. That's cool, bro. However the majority of grownups would consider that to be unacceptable workplace behaviour.

 

[TomC]

Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing for him. But it's still just a desk in an office. They also have cleaners. If she hadn't been told, she'd never notice.

So, you're okay with people jizzing on your desk so long as you don't know about it. That's cool, bro. However the majority of grownups would consider that to be unacceptable workplace behaviour.

I'm not sure I understand you.
Why would I care about anything I don't know about?

I would care if someone told me about it.

It's gross, if you think about it. But so is bacon and sausage. I actually pay for that stuff. I just don't want to know about how it wound up on my plate, in graphic detail. I'd be more annoyed by the vegan who insisted on telling me about the sausage making process when I didn't ask.
Tom

 

[Patooka]

Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing for him. But it's still just a desk in an office. They also have cleaners. If she hadn't been told, she'd never notice.

So, you're okay with people jizzing on your desk so long as you don't know about it. That's cool, bro. However the majority of grownups would consider that to be unacceptable workplace behaviour.

I'm not sure I understand you.
Why would I care about anything I don't know about?

I would care if someone told me about it.

Person A wanks on person B's desk.
Boss C finds out and sacks person A
Person B is not informed of the particulars.

DrZoidberg would disapprove, given the arguments he has raised.

 

[Trausti]

Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing for him. But it's still just a desk in an office. They also have cleaners. If she hadn't been told, she'd never notice.

So, you're okay with people jizzing on your desk so long as you don't know about it. That's cool, bro. However the majority of grownups would consider that to be unacceptable workplace behaviour.

The real Dr. Zoidberg would be okay with it, too.

 

[laughing dog]

So, you would not mind if someone jizzed, pissed or shat on your desk or desk chair, as long as they cleaned it up afterwards?

I see you are doing the "if we allow gay marriage we must also allow pedophilia" -rhetorical trick.

No, you don't see what I am doing there.

Based on my statement there's no way you can infer that I'd be cool with pissing and shitting on my desk. Why did you even go there?

Why should it bother you if it is cleaned up? Your desk is in the same condition whether it is pis or shit or jizz that is cleaned up before you get there. Why is no big deal with jizz but a big deal with piss or shit?

 

[Loren Pechtel]

So, you would not mind if someone jizzed, pissed or shat on your desk or desk chair, as long as they cleaned it up afterwards?

I see you are doing the "if we allow gay marriage we must also allow pedophilia" -rhetorical trick. Based on my statement there's no way you can infer that I'd be cool with pissing and shitting on my desk. Why did you even go there?

It's just an office wank. It's not a big deal. The guy had the a cosy little private time. He was alone. Nobody was hurt. Women do it to. Its not even a gender thing.

The guy who should be fired is the guy who made it public. That's a grade a fucking wanker. Who does that to someone else? If the woman who owns the desk hadn't found out, she wouldn't have been hurt. It's the guy who made it public who should be stoned by the press. I hate guys like that.

Disagree.

Wank at your own desk, I don't care. Fuck on your own desk, or your partner's desk, I don't care. Fuck on the floor, I don't care. However, this involved somebody else's space.

Yes, it's not actually a sanitary issue, but it's insulting. Being behind their back just makes it a hidden insult, it doesn't make it not an insult.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

No, you don't see what I am doing there.

Based on my statement there's no way you can infer that I'd be cool with pissing and shitting on my desk. Why did you even go there?

Why should it bother you if it is cleaned up? Your desk is in the same condition whether it is pis or shit or jizz that is cleaned up before you get there. Why is no big deal with jizz but a big deal with piss or shit?

Any of them done deliberately are a substantial issue in my book.

 

[DrZoidberg]

Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing for him. But it's still just a desk in an office. They also have cleaners. If she hadn't been told, she'd never notice.

So, you're okay with people jizzing on your desk so long as you don't know about it. That's cool, bro. However the majority of grownups would consider that to be unacceptable workplace behaviour.

I would, yes. I don't have hang ups about sexual stuff. It's typically more sensitive for women. Which is why I thought it was such a dick move to tattle on him.

 

[DrZoidberg]

No, you don't see what I am doing there.

Based on my statement there's no way you can infer that I'd be cool with pissing and shitting on my desk. Why did you even go there?

Why should it bother you if it is cleaned up? Your desk is in the same condition whether it is pis or shit or jizz that is cleaned up before you get there. Why is no big deal with jizz but a big deal with piss or shit?

Piss or shit is a pretty aggressive act, especially troubling since there's toilets in the building. It might also leave a smell and stains.

While a solitary wank is just a wank.

But sure, if it was cleaned up (by the guy who did it) and I never found out I would be OK with it.

I know of a guy (an external consultant) who took a quick wank after an online meeting, but forgot to turn off the camera. He was fired. Mostly for his sake, to spare his shame. Still, nobody made a big deal of it. It didn't make it to the news even though it was a government agency. There was no outrage. Lots of jokes though.