Shoot 'em up in Missouri!

[Nice Squirrel]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/27/us/missouri-deaths/index.html

Seven people were found fatally shot in four residences in Tyrone, Missouri, after a girl reported hearing gunshots at one of the homes Thursday night, said Sgt. Jeff Kinder of the Missouri State Highway Patrol on Friday morning.

An eighth body -- that of an elderly woman who apparently died of natural causes -- was found in a fifth residence during the investigation, Kinder said.

A suspect in the shootings -- a 36-year-old man -- was found dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot in a vehicle in an adjacent county, Kinder said. Another person was found injured.

 

[Sarpedon]

So dying of a heart attack on hearing gunshots is considered 'natural' now? Or are we just having so many mass shootings these days that it has become statistically likely that people nearby will randomly drop dead during them?

 

[Crazy Eddie]

So dying of a heart attack on hearing gunshots is considered 'natural' now? Or are we just having so many mass shootings these days that it has become statistically likely that people nearby will randomly drop dead during them?

Yes.

We have so many mass shootings in America that it is now statistically likely that you will die of natural causes DURING the mass shooting without actually being one of the victims.

This is also true of thunderstorms, football games, garage sales, orgies and Israel vs. Palestine threads.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

So dying of a heart attack on hearing gunshots is considered 'natural' now? Or are we just having so many mass shootings these days that it has become statistically likely that people nearby will randomly drop dead during them?

Or maybe her death was the trigger event that caused the shooter to snap?