Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Establishment City (Reuters)—Some guy ended his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination at a press conference today, telling reporters he will consider doing something else that no one will notice either.
Speaking at the National Press Club in Establishment City, he argued the Democratic Party has moved away from "millions of regular guys who earn a six-figure income and are set for life like" him.
"For this reason, I am withdrawing from any consideration of being the Democratic Party's nominee for the presidency," he said.
Some guy, who said he couldn't see himself endorsing any other candidate because no one would realize it, said he is considering an independent run and will spend the "next six months talking to people, people who didn't even know I was running."
Some guy's run has always been different than most.
He announced an exploratory committee last November with a 14-minute straight-to-camera video. Some guy then used a more than 2,000-word blog post to announce his run in July. The wordy blog post only had one 'like' which happened to come from his daughter who is 6 months old.
Some guy's campaign never really got off the ground and was seen by even some close aides as more of a vacation from his current job, being a government official.
Speaking at the National Press Club in Establishment City, he argued the Democratic Party has moved away from "millions of regular guys who earn a six-figure income and are set for life like" him.
"For this reason, I am withdrawing from any consideration of being the Democratic Party's nominee for the presidency," he said.
Some guy, who said he couldn't see himself endorsing any other candidate because no one would realize it, said he is considering an independent run and will spend the "next six months talking to people, people who didn't even know I was running."
Some guy's run has always been different than most.
He announced an exploratory committee last November with a 14-minute straight-to-camera video. Some guy then used a more than 2,000-word blog post to announce his run in July. The wordy blog post only had one 'like' which happened to come from his daughter who is 6 months old.
Some guy's campaign never really got off the ground and was seen by even some close aides as more of a vacation from his current job, being a government official.
