Sometime in the near future, he will be ranting and raving about what a wonderful president he is, while eating a Big Mac. Suddenly, he chokes on a huge bite of the burger and he can't bring it back up. People surrounding him pretend that they don't know to do the Heimlich maneuver.
Trump starts choking and no one's willing to punch him in the stomach?
More likely "Today at 1130, President Trump choked while eating a Big Mac. His cabinet took immediate actions to save his life. He is now at Walter Reed, being treated for asphyxiation, an aggravated throat, a bruised liver, fourteen perforations in his intestines, a dislocated spleen, a ruptured stomach, bleeding from and/or into the following organs..."
Admiral Michael M. Gilday, the current CNO, was there. "Well, he was telling everyone how he great he was, and he wandered off into some story about how many people could fit on his yacht, and then he made these garbled sounds. I thought it was part of the story at first. Then someone said, "Hey, i think he's choking." And sure enough, he starts turning this weird shade of brown.
"And someone punched him, in the gut, you know? I think it was Homeland Security, i dunno, we haven't been introduced this week. Anyway, he laughs, says, "It's like ballistic gel!" and punches him again. And then everyone had to take a turn.
"His Secret Service? Yeah, they were there. One was up on the desk, shouting, "There's a lotta fat, there, be sure to put your back into it, to get through." And the other guy was over by the window, not yelling, but saying, "Punch from your knees." It was crazy."