Forget immigrants. The real looming threat to your personal financial security and job security is sitting right there at your kitchen table eating your food RIGHT NOW, and not paying a dime for it. Surveys worldwide have consistently revealed that our children are plotting to take our jobs. Don't trust them. Especially at risk are the jobs of astronauts, professional athletes, rock stars and doctors. They may appear cute and innocent, but don't trust them. Children are plotting to take over and replace us all. Stop supporting them, you traitors.