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Ebola of course! At least according to this radio host pastor:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/07/rick-wiles-ebola_n_5658481.html.

"Now this Ebola epidemic could become a global pandemic and that’s another name for plague. It may be the great attitude adjustment that I believe is coming. Ebola could solve America’s problems with atheism, homosexuality, sexual promiscuity, pornography, and abortion.

If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you. You better make sure you been marked by the angels so that you are protected by God. If not, you may be a candidate to meet the Grim Reaper."
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Ahhh, i can feel the Christian love. Either that or I got diarrhea.

SLD
 
DBT said:
Metaphor said:
The problem is they exist, obviously.
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The mere existence of Atheists being seen as a threat to Christianity?
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It depends on your perspective. Many Christians think they are being actively persecuted by 'atheist' secularists in America.

But atheism is an existential threat to Christianity, just not in the way Christians think. When people see that not believing in God doesn't turn you into a wickedly immoral scumbag, and when they see that society actually runs better the fewer believers there are, there's less reason to be a believer.

But I don't think they mean atheism poses an existential threat to Christianity. The problem is just that atheists exist and they don't prostrate themselves before God. That, apparently, is the problem.

If I were God, my solution would be just to make everyone believe in me, by literally rewiring their brain so they believed in me. But apparently a better way to do it is to kill a large number of people to persuade the survivors that I exist.

But what do I know? I'm not God, and neither does She talk to me.
 
Oh, and back to the original topic, count on Christians to celebrate wide-spread death and suffering in nations that are already full of poverty and suffering.
 
Does anyone know who this Rick Wiles guy is? I never heard of him before now. Of course these kinds of outrageous statements are precisely what will propel him into fame and fortune. If only I didn't have a conscience.

SLD
 
If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you. You better make sure you been marked by the angels so that you are protected by God. If not, you may be a candidate to meet the Grim Reaper.
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Did God protect anyone from AIDS?
Any sign that Christains were protected from Polio?
STDs?
Is there any evidence that God's protection helps ANYONE evade the Grim Reaper?
Wouldn't it make sense that if God was sending hurricanes to punish the wicked, then the pure would still have a house, a roof, all the flamingos in the yard after it passes?
 
Underseer said:
But... but... kitten meat goes so well with hollandaise sauce!
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Maybe if we take a page from PETA. And history.
I mean, pig in the sty becomes pork on the table.
Cows=beef.
And didn't PETA try to get people to refer to fish as sea-kittens, so we'd stop eating them>

If we raise kittens, but once we serve it, call them Land-lobsters, that'll take the curse off of it.
People will ask, "What's in your lunch box, there?"
And we'll say, "Land lobster casserole."
And they'll shut up until they can sneak off and look up 'land-lobster' and leave us alone...
 
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