I've only seen a few of your posts, so I cannot tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
No. I'm not being sarcastic.
That's unfortunate. As pointed out (albeit not literally typed out), evolution is not metaphysical. It deals with physical/ material phenomena. As I stated earlier, the whole area covered by evolution is exceptionally large. It's beyond current human capacity to deal with all of it in totality. But the principles and mechanisms which form and support the theory are more manageable, readily observed, and at times even useful in predictive or practical scenarios. Medicine, for instance, involves applied evolutionary biology.
I'd wager many people on this forum are already familiar with the Hovinds (plural since Eric took up the torch some time ago) and their arguments. Would you like to wager how fruitful it would be to present them to us yet again?