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The Year The World Was 'Terrorized' By Scary Clowns (It Was 2016)

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Back in August 2016, an independent filmmaker in Green Bay, Wisconsin came up with a brilliant idea to promote his new short film. Since the 16-minute horror short focused on a scary clown named Gags, director Adam Krause hired an actor to dress up like a clown and stand silently in various locations around Green Bay. It was classic low-budget viral marketing. A few weeks later, the entire country was in an uproar. Enraged mobs rampaged through the streets hunting for clowns, while terrified parents organized armed posses to protect trick-or-treaters from the red-nosed menace. The Great Clown Panic of 2016 had begun.

It's easy to forget just how huge this thing was. Multiple school districts went into complete lockdown for fear of clown attacks. A Kentucky man mistook a woman walking her dog for a clown and burst out of his house firing an AR-15 into the air, which has to be the worst way to learn you're wearing too much makeup. College students were particularly susceptible to panic, as students at multiple universities armed themselves with baseball bats and pepper spray and roamed the campus searching for clowns. Please take a moment to feel sorry for any parent who scrimped and saved to help send a kid to university, only to see them on the news waving a bat with a nail through it and threatening to fight an imaginary clown.



 
I don't remember it being quite that much of a panic, but I do remember hoping a clown would show up in my backyard. :rofl:
 
I do remember my kid who was about 13 at the time was nervous about it.
 
A city near me (Sandusky, OH) had a rash of sightings and panicky calls to 911. There evidently was at least one prankster showing up in clownface to get people nuts. (About ten years ago, on the ultra-liberal Oberlin College campus, some idiot threw the whole place in a tizzy by walking down the street in klan garb. So far as I know, the culprit was never identified.) In both episodes, there was a clear risk of violence outcomes.
 
Believe it or not, I just recently saw one of those small claims courtroom shows where a professional clown was suing another clown for stealing his costume and ruining his business. Apparently the guy being sued copied the first guys costume but made it scary and potentially violent as he appeared in creepy places around town, causing such a stir it made the newspapers. They both attended the same clown school at the same time and the defendant was booted out for displaying violent tendencies. The defendant lost.
 
Believe it or not, I just recently saw one of those small claims courtroom shows where a professional clown was suing another clown for stealing his costume and ruining his business. Apparently the guy being sued copied the first guys costume but made it scary and potentially violent as he appeared in creepy places around town, causing such a stir it made the newspapers. They both attended the same clown school at the same time and the defendant was booted out for displaying violent tendencies. The defendant lost.

:rofl: That is SO 2020.
 
Is it sad i want "failed out of clown college, 'cause violence," on my resume?

Right now all i have "20 years in the Navy, can clean any surface." And Safe Custodian.
 
I think the real use of clowns has been overlooked....collections. Just stand outside the building till they pay.
 
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