Jimmy Higgins
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The time has come for third and final... well second... and final Presidential Debate. It is the first one since the last one before it.
Let's review the setup.
The location: The debate will take place on a stage. It is scheduled to begin at 9 PM and mercifully end around 10:30 PM, or approximately 40 minutes too late after people start gouging out their eyes.
The topics: While the moderator has a selection of topics including Covid and National Security, the actual topics will likely be whatever the fuck Trump wants to talk about, and that'll be about a non-existent hard drive of Hunter Biden.
The debate structure: Each candidate will be alloted two minutes with the opponent's microphone muted, where the candidate will address a number of pre-arranged talking points that at best will be adjacent to the actual question asked. Afterwards, the two candidates will bicker at and interrupt each other, presenting the lowest amount of possible information to the viewer in order to use to justify a vote for either candidate, though most likely enough evidence that the voter would be wasting their time. After 15 minutes, a piece of America will die inside and then the moderator will move to the next "topic".
How to watch and follow: DON'T!!! For the love all that is good and decent, you aren't going to benefit from this. Many of you already voted anyway... so use this time to spend with your families. Have sex with you loved special one(s). Just don't bother. Trump isn't going to outperform expectations and Biden has been doing this since his debates with Stephan Douglas in the 19th century. So you already know what is going to happen.
Let's review the setup.
The location: The debate will take place on a stage. It is scheduled to begin at 9 PM and mercifully end around 10:30 PM, or approximately 40 minutes too late after people start gouging out their eyes.
The topics: While the moderator has a selection of topics including Covid and National Security, the actual topics will likely be whatever the fuck Trump wants to talk about, and that'll be about a non-existent hard drive of Hunter Biden.
The debate structure: Each candidate will be alloted two minutes with the opponent's microphone muted, where the candidate will address a number of pre-arranged talking points that at best will be adjacent to the actual question asked. Afterwards, the two candidates will bicker at and interrupt each other, presenting the lowest amount of possible information to the viewer in order to use to justify a vote for either candidate, though most likely enough evidence that the voter would be wasting their time. After 15 minutes, a piece of America will die inside and then the moderator will move to the next "topic".
How to watch and follow: DON'T!!! For the love all that is good and decent, you aren't going to benefit from this. Many of you already voted anyway... so use this time to spend with your families. Have sex with you loved special one(s). Just don't bother. Trump isn't going to outperform expectations and Biden has been doing this since his debates with Stephan Douglas in the 19th century. So you already know what is going to happen.
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