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This is how US foreign policy is seen by outsiders

hinduwoman

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http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com...ck-her-husband-for-refusing-to-listen-to-her/

A housewife from Tilak Nagar has written a letter to US President Barack Obama to attack her husband on grounds of not listening to her, thus violating her human rights as a wife. The incident took place after her husband refused to obey her orders for a record 3rd time in 3 years of their marriage. Agitated by this annual errant behavior, the wife started hurling abuses at the husband, but seeing no remorse on his face, she got pissed off and started beating him with belan.


After three belan strikes, the husband retaliated by throwing water (H2O) on her. This uncharacteristic use of a bio-chemical weapon sent shockwaves to his wife, who decided to seek outside intervention in a domestic relation gone awry.
She called up her friends for help, and one of them suggested her to write a letter to Obama, the universal agony aunt. Writing a letter to Obama and seeking his intervention was “in thing” according to this friend.
“It doesn’t matter if the dispute is between two sovereign nations or between a government and rebels, even if there is a domestic issue, one can write to Obama,” the friend is reported to have advised the wife.
The friend had additionally suggested the aggrieved wife to take signatures of 64 friends on the letter, but the wife went ahead solo and wrote a mail to Obama.
“Though I have heard that US doesn’t need any reason to attack anyone, there is a genuine reason here – use of biological and chemical devices,” Gursharan Kaur, the wife in question told Faking News, “In which other democratic country do you see a husband not following wife’s orders?”
“He also has a car and two bikes with full petrol tanks, besides 10 liters stocked in a plastic container. He got it all before the prices were raised,” Mrs. Kaur underlined the presence of oil in her home, so that the US administration doesn’t think twice before intervening.
Latest report suggests that the Obama has starred the mail for immediate action.

And India is a friendly nation; people like americans more or less.
 
And India is a friendly nation; people like americans more or less.
Because of your experience with British colonialism you now have access to American culture via a shared language.

It was all worth it.
 
Look the website is called faking news --- it is satire like onion.
The point is it does not matter what USA administration says about the reason behind their attacks --- no outsider believes that theya re doing it for moral reasons.
 
That's pretty funny. The satire is funny on it's own, but the insight into the view of the US's interventionist policies is pretty hilarious as well.
 
Look the website is called faking news --- it is satire like onion.
The point is it does not matter what USA administration says about the reason behind their attacks --- no outsider believes that theya re doing it for moral reasons.

I don't think that anyone inside of America really believes it either. They know that it's an excuse but they just don't care as long as their own country benefits.
 
Look the website is called faking news --- it is satire like onion.
The point is it does not matter what USA administration says about the reason behind their attacks --- no outsider believes that theya re doing it for moral reasons.

That is because their attacks are actually completely divorced from morality and that is crystal clear. How can we claim to be champions of morality and still support the slaughter in Palestine? The lady in the story cannot expect relief however because there is no commercial reason for Obama to support her request for intervention.
 
Look the website is called faking news --- it is satire like onion.
The point is it does not matter what USA administration says about the reason behind their attacks --- no outsider believes that theya re doing it for moral reasons.

That is because their attacks are actually completely divorced from morality and that is crystal clear. How can we claim to be champions of morality and still support the slaughter in Palestine? The lady in the story cannot expect relief however because there is no commercial reason for Obama to support her request for intervention.

Well, they could steal his gas.
 
I don't find that "funny" story particularly funny. Author is trying too hard for my taste.
But why would Obama take side of a woman with a belan? What's in it for US?
I understand why US took side of Georgia when Saakashvili attacked russian peacekeepers.
I understand why US support current Ukrainian government in their war against 20-30% of their own population.
US can not tolerate anything which is not under their direct or indirect control. So when somebody even someone like Saakashvili offers friendship against someone who is not under US control, US will gladly take it and give him money and weapons.
 
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