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WASHINGTON DC - President Donald Trump has decided to convert to Islam. In a conciliatory gesture toward those who were offended by his sudden impulsive decision to assassinate a senior officer of a foreign sovereign State, the US President has agreed to adopt Islam as his personal religion. "I have always supported freedom of religion" he told reporters "and this is the least I can do to promote the concept in America and in the world". Some leaders were skeptical of his genuine belief because this seemed like a radical departure from the Donald Trump with whom they were familiar. But their skepticism was soon laid to rest when President Trump was overheard in conversation with the Ayatollah Khomeini saying "... but first I'd like a favor. I'll get the conversion done today if you can deliver my 72 virgins in advance".