Trump: I’ve Done More For Christianity than Jesus

[SLD]

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-i...j51I3Z0N9p_aWFrAmzwGNDfOx4GxE-LhIUVeT0cEQ9rjM

As Trump says, at least he’s out there fighting for churches, unlike Jesus who disappeared 2000 years ago and hasn’t done squat.

And, yes, I know it’s satire. But it’s pretty fucking funny!

 

[blastula]

I like messiahs who don't get crucified.

 

[Politesse]

Ah, just like the Beatles.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Well, he's certainly done more to give Christianity a bad name than Jesus did.

 

[Lion IRC]

Ah, just like the Beatles.

Not the Beatles - John Lennon.

 

[Politesse]

Every messiah has disciples. But in John's own words:

"I don’t know which will go first – rock & roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruins it for me.”

So far both of the above seem to be dying out with the Boomers, but resurrection is also a religious specialty, so perhaps there is yet hope for the future of both.

 

[ideologyhunter]

You're not suggesting Christian rock as the culmination of history and the beginning of the End Times, are you?

 

[Politesse]

If you think Christian Rock is scary, you've never heard Christian Rap.