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Trump’s Statement At The UAE

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When you look at what's happening with Russia and Ukraine the drone is killing tremendous numbers of people. You hide behind a tree and the drone comes down and it circles you with fire. You don't have a chance and the tree comes down also by the way. It's so intense the— I mean you see these trees being knocked down like... Like they're being sawed down by a top of the line, uhh, timberman like... Like... You know who? Sean... Duffy. Do you know that Sean Duffy, the head of the Transportation Department, who's working right now on the airports and getting a system because Biden didn't do a thing for four years and Pete Buttigieg was the head and he goes bicycling to work. He takes a bicycle to work, can you believe it? He's head— He's running the biggest air system in the world and he takes a bicycle to work. What a— And they say he's going to run for president, I don't see it. Who knows right? But I don't see it. But, uh, when I look at what they've done uh, it's so horrible what they've done and the work they did do they wasted billions of dollars. They tried to hook up air systems to... To copper. They tried to hook up copper to glass and the glass doesn't work with the copper and...Uh they had 30,000 different contractors doing 30,000 jobs and when they put it all together they spent billions of dollars. It didn't even come close to working and we're going to be giving out a brand new system. It's very important. We'll have the best system. And we think we know who that system is but we have a lot of bidding. But we want one check. We want a unified system. We don't have, uh, 5,000 contractors and all different places, some digging ditches and some not doing ditches because they want to go by satellite. Satellite seems to be the way to go. We're going to be giving that out pretty soon. But what people don't know about Sean cause I mentioned lumberjacks that Sean — you probably didn't know this that uh — I'm not talking about this Sean, this Sean no, not, this is not... This is a different Sean. Sean Duffy, the head of Transportation. He's a great Sean though, I have to tell you but Sean Duffy was the world champion for five years climbing trees and down, up and down, world champion! So that's what you call a serious a lumberjack. And he's doing a fantastic job too, a really respected guy and terrific guy and I mentioned the champion because when somebody's the champion — he's the world champion for a long time — he came down, when you come down those trees, coming down at a rapid... He said that started getting your back. You will often break your back! You... You miss... You miss a shot and you're coming down a lot faster than the human body was meant to come down. But he's doing a fantastic job at Transportation. But this has been a very, uh, historic trip.
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Yeah. He’s fucking insane. It’s official.
 
I remember one time John Oliver put one of Trump's speeches through a TTS emulator and it was utterly incoherent. And this was at the start of his first term.

But according to magatwats, it's Biden that's the senile one.
 
I copied and pasted that quote into a post on my social media page, and got two responses so far. One from my cousin who said it gave her a migraine, and another from a (conservative) fraternity brother of mine who said, essentially, "yeah, that could have been Biden."

Oh, whataboutism....is there nothing you can't do?

For fun's sake, I looked up whether or not the current Transportation Secretary and former "Real World" star was a world champion in competitive lumberjacking, and it turns out he did indeed compete in log rolling and tree-climbing, and held a couple titles in the latter. Did he spend five years as the "world champion" of this sport? Doesn't look like it, but apparently he was very good at scurrying up a tree and coming back down.

How does that make him a more qualified cabinet secretary than his predecessor, a military veteran (Naval Intelligence unit) who was deployed to Afghanistan, speaks multiple languages, graduated from Harvard and ran a medium-sized Midwestern city?

According to Trump, it not only makes him far more qualified, but worthy of the above-mentioned rambling praise of him in front of a bunch of wealthy executives looking to do business in the Middle East. Does it?

As my friend and former co-worker Jason said when he was setting up our company's operations in Dubai, "the Emirs...they love someone who can shimmy up and down a tree." Another former co-worker, Brian (who worked as a pilot for their airline) said "you have no idea how much they love log-rolling over there. They can't get enough of lumberjacks!"
 
He's getting better. He didn't talk about Omar Sharif's penis. Just like he's a "baby Christian", Trump is evolving day by day into UberPresident. By 2028, he's going to be awesome. You'll see. You won't need a cabinet at that point. Won't need legislators and judges. UberPresident is everything. He keeps you safe. He runs the criminals out of the country. He works for you and for God, when you think about it. UberPresident is good for you and your baby.
 
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So Trump went to the Middle East. Traded Sanctions on Syria for a luxury 747 that he can't use for work, and the Emirates promised to buy a bazillion bazillion planes from the US. Achieved (did) nothing with Israel/Gaza.
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I don't understand copper and glass talk.
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And the rest of it made sense?
 
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I think the geriatric psychiatrists need a new catch-all term for Trumpian speech.
The Weave - Speech syndrome with pronounced elements of dementia, logorrhea (compulsive, repetitive, ceaseless speech), aphasia (inability to process language), Tourette's (obscene interjections in this case) and inappropriate laughter. May be accompanied by characteristic turning of head to the side and pooching one's lips. Literally hundreds of hours of instructional video available, shot from 2015 to present.
 
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