What Japanese news sounds like to me these days

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"Blah blah Trampu daitoryo blah blah blah-blah blah Trampu daitoryo blah blah blah Trampu daitoryo blah. Blah blah blah Trampu daitoryo blah Trampu daitoryo."

Trampu daitoryo = president Trump

 

[Underseer]

Probably should have spelled Trampu "Churampu."