Derec
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It's more than a month since the midterm elections which means that it's time for my regular poll of major party candidates.
I did only the Republicans in 2012 since Obama was the incumbent, but in 2008 I had both Republicans and Democrats. The 2008 Democratic thread is particularly interesting for its sense of deja vu.
I also did a later 2012 Republican poll in mid-2011 when the shape of the eventual field was clearer.
The age given with every candidate will be their age as of January 20th, the inauguration day.
Gov. Jeb Bush (FL) - almost 63
"I'm with stupid."
Considered the smart brother (smart enough to have sat out 2012 perhaps?), popular Florida governor, important swing state, married a Mexican and converted to Catholicism. Daughter has drug problems. Is 8 years long enough time since W for another Bush?
Dr. Ben Carson, M.D. (MD) - 65
"Ok, perhaps a slight exaggeration"
Successful neurosurgeon, political outsider. Strident opponent of Obamacare. Very religious (7th Day Adv.), creationist and socially conservative. Is he this cycle's Herman Cain?
Gov. Chris Christie (NJ) - 54
"Is that pizza?!"
Governor of a blue state, controversial style, weight problems, plagued by Bridgegate (although perhaps that will help him in Minnesota
Sen. Ted Cruz (TX) - 46
"Hello ladies!"
An eclectic background: a Canadian-born Hispanic with a Southern Baptist preacher father. Fresman senator, elected in 2012, prior to that solicitor general. Tea Party guy.
Gov. Mike Huckabee (AR) - 61
"Gosh-darn and fiddlesticks, I would have worn platforms had I known Tyra was so tall!"
Former governor of Arkansas, former Baptist preacher, socially conservative and economically more (American style) liberal. He did really well in 2008 and could in fact have won the nomination if Fred Thompson hadn't spoiled his SC run. But will he be the bass player of the 2016 field?
Gov. John Kasich (OH) - 64
A relatively moderate 2nd term governor from the crucial swing state of Ohio. Won in 2014 with almost 2/3 of the vote.
Gov. Susana Martinez (NM) - 57
2nd term governor of New Mexico. The only Southwesterner and only woman in my hypothetical field.
Sen. Rand Paul (KY) - 54
"Here's looking at you, kid."
Eye doctor, senator from Kentucky and a fake libertarian - he is a asocial conservative and more interventionist than his old man. Once did a fillibuster on drones but has changed his position again in light of IS. Burning question: are those curls natural or does he use tiny curlers like Bradley Cooper in American Hustle?
Mike Pence (IN) - 57
"At least it's not 'My Pet Goat'."
Was thinking of running when he was a lowly congressman. In 2012 he got himself elected governor on a Tea Party platform - slashing spending, pushing social conservatism. Could play well in the primaries.
Gov. Rick Perry (TX) - 66
"Get some!"
Rick Perry wants to ride again. Perhaps he is just a glutton for punishment. He didn't do well at all in 2012 and blamed it on pain medication. Is indicted for public corruption.
Sen. Marco Rubio (FL) - 45
Pretty young, freshman senator. Might have to share Florida spotlight with Jeb and youngster/Hispanic spotlight with Cruz. Standard issue teabagger except for tentative immigration reform attempts.
Gov. Mitt Romney (MA) - 69
"pork chop on a stick? Genius!"
Why not some leftovers from 2012? Pull a Nixon if you will? Well, for one he is old - older even than Hillary. Also I do not see how Mitt improved his position since 2012.
Cgm. Paul Ryan (WI) - almost 47
Another young guy, from a purple state. However, only a congressman and also a failed running mate and neither have played well in presidential nominations in the recent past.
Sen. Rick Santorum (PA) - 58
Runner up in 2012 but mostly due to being last non-Romney standing. Hasn't done much since being ousted from Senate in 2006 other than run in 2012 and making a crappy Christmas movie. Very socially conservative, and synonymous with "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".
Gov. Scott Walker (WI) - 49
"I just hope my tie doesn't get caught in a driveshaft!"
Democrats love to hate the governor from Wisconsin, but he won 3 elections in 4 years in a purple state that last voted for a Republican for president in 1984. Thus he is a survivor. He also severely cut taxes and the budget.
Am I missing anyone important? I hope to be able to post the Democratic version tomorrow.
I did only the Republicans in 2012 since Obama was the incumbent, but in 2008 I had both Republicans and Democrats. The 2008 Democratic thread is particularly interesting for its sense of deja vu.
I also did a later 2012 Republican poll in mid-2011 when the shape of the eventual field was clearer.
The age given with every candidate will be their age as of January 20th, the inauguration day.
Gov. Jeb Bush (FL) - almost 63
Considered the smart brother (smart enough to have sat out 2012 perhaps?), popular Florida governor, important swing state, married a Mexican and converted to Catholicism. Daughter has drug problems. Is 8 years long enough time since W for another Bush?
Dr. Ben Carson, M.D. (MD) - 65
Successful neurosurgeon, political outsider. Strident opponent of Obamacare. Very religious (7th Day Adv.), creationist and socially conservative. Is he this cycle's Herman Cain?
Gov. Chris Christie (NJ) - 54
Governor of a blue state, controversial style, weight problems, plagued by Bridgegate (although perhaps that will help him in Minnesota
Sen. Ted Cruz (TX) - 46
An eclectic background: a Canadian-born Hispanic with a Southern Baptist preacher father. Fresman senator, elected in 2012, prior to that solicitor general. Tea Party guy.
Gov. Mike Huckabee (AR) - 61
Former governor of Arkansas, former Baptist preacher, socially conservative and economically more (American style) liberal. He did really well in 2008 and could in fact have won the nomination if Fred Thompson hadn't spoiled his SC run. But will he be the bass player of the 2016 field?
Gov. John Kasich (OH) - 64
A relatively moderate 2nd term governor from the crucial swing state of Ohio. Won in 2014 with almost 2/3 of the vote.
Gov. Susana Martinez (NM) - 57
2nd term governor of New Mexico. The only Southwesterner and only woman in my hypothetical field.
Sen. Rand Paul (KY) - 54
Eye doctor, senator from Kentucky and a fake libertarian - he is a asocial conservative and more interventionist than his old man. Once did a fillibuster on drones but has changed his position again in light of IS. Burning question: are those curls natural or does he use tiny curlers like Bradley Cooper in American Hustle?
Mike Pence (IN) - 57
Was thinking of running when he was a lowly congressman. In 2012 he got himself elected governor on a Tea Party platform - slashing spending, pushing social conservatism. Could play well in the primaries.
Gov. Rick Perry (TX) - 66
Rick Perry wants to ride again. Perhaps he is just a glutton for punishment. He didn't do well at all in 2012 and blamed it on pain medication. Is indicted for public corruption.
Sen. Marco Rubio (FL) - 45
Pretty young, freshman senator. Might have to share Florida spotlight with Jeb and youngster/Hispanic spotlight with Cruz. Standard issue teabagger except for tentative immigration reform attempts.
Gov. Mitt Romney (MA) - 69
Why not some leftovers from 2012? Pull a Nixon if you will? Well, for one he is old - older even than Hillary. Also I do not see how Mitt improved his position since 2012.
Cgm. Paul Ryan (WI) - almost 47
Another young guy, from a purple state. However, only a congressman and also a failed running mate and neither have played well in presidential nominations in the recent past.
Sen. Rick Santorum (PA) - 58
Runner up in 2012 but mostly due to being last non-Romney standing. Hasn't done much since being ousted from Senate in 2006 other than run in 2012 and making a crappy Christmas movie. Very socially conservative, and synonymous with "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".
Gov. Scott Walker (WI) - 49
Democrats love to hate the governor from Wisconsin, but he won 3 elections in 4 years in a purple state that last voted for a Republican for president in 1984. Thus he is a survivor. He also severely cut taxes and the budget.
Am I missing anyone important? I hope to be able to post the Democratic version tomorrow.
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